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Babylon A.D. (2008)
When film makers run out of time...
The movie was a 90 minute long "wtf is going on" session. Nothing is really explained, and when it kinda is, it's as little as possible and incredibly late in the movie. The characters are pretty bland- and it just seem end like they cared more about action scenes than the actual story.
The summary of the movie says "a cold-blooded mercenary", when it's obvious in the first few moments of the movie, that he's not cold-blooded as it shows him being good and kind-hearted to people. So is he, or isn't he? Make up your mind.
And what the absolute **** is up with the ending??? They bring him back to see where the girl is, then she apparently dies and gives birth to twins? It never says how the heck she got pregnant in the first place. And then she's just gone and Vin Diesel has little kids and a nice house (assuming it's the rebuilt house).
It happened super fast and jumped a lot there- was it a long time after the car chase to when she was at the hospital? Or did she grow fast? And why wasn't her mother trying to find her in that time? And why isn't her mother trying to find the twins? I'm so confused and annoyed.
Rise of the Animals (2011)
8th Grade Science Project
I watched this movie with my 13 year old daughter and was amazed that the ferocious animals weren't terrible CGI like in most B movies (that I happen you to love) no, the animals were even better!
Stuffed animals and puppets.
Buckets of red colored water thrown at the actors.
And not to mention acting that's worse than my 8 year old niece pretending she can't find her sister during hide and seek.
We had an absolute blast roasting this movie.
And laughing so much we cried.
I had to give it a 6