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Don't Suck (2023)
"Hacks" would have been a better title.
This vanity project does one thing right, it proves Matt rife will never lead a real movie. Rife's acting is somehow worse than his crowd work and the plastic surgeries aren't helping. Jamie Kennedy sleep walks through the movie as well, reminding everyone why we don't see him very often in 2023. The jokes are weak, the film stars two comedians and is very light on any comedy. Rife's English accent is hilarious, it comes and goes and will fade during a single sentence. If you find Rife's comedy to be painfully unfunny, at least this movie is a little bit better. If "Renfield" is too scary or intelligent for you, this will definitely help put you to sleep. Watch with cocktails or other substances, it could possibly make it more enjoyable.
Smiley Face Killers (2020)
Worse Than It Sounds.
The film drags and draga for about 45 minutes before anything really happens, there is a lot of atmosphere and tension with no pay off, the characters are all monotone. Not a good horror movie and it barely qualifies as a slasher. Skip it, you'll feel better for it.