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Malignant (2021)
Like waking up Christmas morning and finding Santa dead by the tree
Originally saw the trailer and eagerly anticipated seeing it. Now I just wish Gabriel would go after the director, James Wan.
Cosmic Sin (2021)
I have to delete my brain now
I have to erase this movie from my mind. I have to find some intergalactic cosmic gin. They should warn you to do that before you watch just five minutes of this psychological horror on film. Did Bruce Willis make a pact with the devil and now he has to pay the price by decimating his career? Or why does he hate himself so much?
Buckout Road (2017)
Basic intellectual knowledge falls on its face
Don't want to be an intellectual snob but I simply CAN'T overlook how the entire cast and crew did not know how how to pronounce a well-known philosopher's name: Emmanuel KANT. Yes, they actually allowed KANT to be pronounced like "CAN'T" at 13 minutes and 40 seconds. This is the point I turned off my iPad and took my brain into the hospital to exam it for any potential injuries.
This is a very minuscule example of how Americans are falling way behind and no one is around to pick it up from the dirt and smack some sense into it.
The Unsettling (2019)
Get a bucket
The only thing unsettling about this series was my stomach. Better off watching paint dry