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Yellowstone (2018)
Montana!
Where the skies are big, the bears are grizzly, and the characters are one-dimensional.
Entertaining at times, but the writing is all about over the place. Subpar at best.
Chad (2021)
I knew this was going to be bad...
... I didn't know it was going to be THAT bad.
Nasim Pedrad has proven herself to be extraordinarily funny in the past. Not sure what happened here though.
Frantic (1988)
So dumb...
It seemed like it was written in a mad rush an hour before it was due. Is that why it's called "Frantic"? Just no cohesion or believability whatsoever. Roman Polanski must have had incriminating photos of Harrison Ford with that Amish kid from Witness to get him to have agreed to be in this nonsense.
Also, to all the people giving this movie good ratings, I have an honest question for you: what movie do YOU think is bad?! Does every movie you've ever seen get a minimum of 6/10 just because you're sure everyone involved tried their darndest?!
Killerman (2019)
So, so bad
Remember when you were twelve years old and you wrote that awesome action-movie script that had all the guns and drugs and Russian guys and dirty cops and really cool nicknames for everyone? Then you wrote that every line should be either shouted or whispered and all the characters have to look angry all the time and say the "f-word" every ten seconds? Well, somebody green lit it and had Vangelis write the score.