nipjcrbe Reviews

Elden Ring (2022 Video Game)

Don't listen to Twitter or 1 star reviews!

[10/10 · 8 May 2022]

This game is worth playing. It's worth buying a gaming console for. It's worth buying an entire house just so you can use the TV to play it with.

Don't listen to the low-star reviews or anyone on twitter. This game has more story than those people's entire lives. You will find hours of fun in this game, and I can concur with that because I have played almost 150+ hours now, and I am still having fun.

Then again, this game isn't going to take you ten hours to beat. It also it's going to be easy either. There is no difficulty slider, so you must level up your skill to be able to keep up. Don't expect to beat any boss on the first try either, it took me a good 10 hours before I could figure out the first boss, but from there you understand the flow.

Please, I'm begging you... get. This. Game.

Better Call Saul: Rock and Hard Place (2022) Season 6, Episode 3

Mando makes BB & BCS history with his acting

[10/10 · 28 April 2022]

This episode is one of the best episodes of any show I have seen. Period.

It's pacing is perfect, and it keeps you hoping for the best though expecting the worst.

Mando's performance was phenomenal, seamlessly shifting from reserved calm to boiling rage in one of the best scenes in BB and BCS history.

Nacho's fate was heartbreaking, but he got all that he wanted. The final scene of this episode is on the level of (or past) the emotion of the "I am the one who knocks" scene of BB. And this episode is more than enough to make anyone shocked.

Perfect 10 out of 10.

Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (2013 Video Game)

Good, fun game

[8/10 · 17 April 2022]

"This game is an outlandishly Japanese interpretation of an American interpretation of imperialism adapted from an outlandish Japanese interpretation of American imperialism."

This game is written like if someone put Dragonforce, a political analyst, a copy of The Industrial Revolution and Its Future, and a kilogram of cocaine in the same room and told them to write a story.

It's so dumb and I love it.

Memento (2000)

No Longer Confused and Very Entertained

[10/10 · 9 April 2022]

I will say that during the first time I watched this movie I was very confused. But the more you watch the more things become clear. And for my Aspie brain it was like I was being force fed dopamine.

Although the twist at the end was kinda expected, it was still pulled off wonderfully. I am low-key considering getting a tattoo on my chest that says: "find him and kill him"

This movie is still cool to this day.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021)

One of the Best

[9/10 · 9 April 2022]

This is one of the best comedies ever made, at least close second to Office. Even to this day, they still do not struggle to make funny jokes. And the romance between Jake and Amy is still funny enough to not spoil the show. Definitely a must watch, especially since it's on Netflix.

NINE NINE!!

Japan Sinks: 2020 (2020)

Read the book

[5/10 · 21 February 2022]

This series has a great plot, but the design is at best passable. And the animation is choppy. It's got a cool idea but it feels like it was done with little respect for the original work.

Tenet (2020)

Mind Twisting Time Bending Fun

[9/10 · 28 November 2021]

This movie is so much fun to watch. It's science is creative and interesting, and its action is satisfying af.

This movies re-watchability is through the roof. It's actually better on the second watch, but the first is still awesome.

As a technical person, I have no idea how they filmed most of the scenes. It's just so fascinating.

A Quiet Place (2018)

Amazingly Interesting Story, Great Idea

[8/10 · 6 July 2021]

This movie is one of a kind. The idea is scary and cool, and not to mention, hard to survive.

The storytelling was done excellently, even with little to no talking at all. The sign language, deaf daughter, and the weakness of the creatures all tie in perfectly.

But the movie does seem slow sometimes and characters are sometimes overly-ignorant about some things, but overall good. Excellent acting, excellent writing and excellent directing really make this movie special. 9/10.

Doom Eternal (2020 Video Game)

Rip and Tear Until it's Done

[8/10 · 4 November 2020]

This game is sooo much fun to play. It's fast paced and rich in content. I love the arcade style that this series refuses to let die. I kept standing still, gawking at the insanely cool things in each level.

But it is also very gory so it's definitely not for the faint of heart, but when I played it nothing really bothered me despite my worries about the gore. It kinda flies by quickly and adds to the coolness of situations, and the satisfaction of killing a hard to beat boss.