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Den of Lions (2003)
I must be missing something
Few movies offer the senseless violence and absence of artistic skill that is evident in this movie. Why anyone would want to spend the necessary hours/minutes viewing something so devoid of entertainment value as this presentation is beyond my sense of comprehension.
Don't waste your positive energy and desire for entertainment on this one. Unless, of course, you are seeking misery, frustration and are bent on despondent expression of hopelessness. The sorrow that this film evoked was simply not worth the time it took to watch it.
I, myself, will seek a film with plot, substance and creativity that is worth my time and expense of life energy.
Don Juan DeMarco (1994)
what a movoooveeee
Looking for a reason to believe? This might be it.
J Depp teaches those who question him about love, about life, about believing. Look beyond the immediate in this film. It's more than "feel good"; it's seeing that there's more than what meets the first impression that matters.
Revisit what is deeply hidden inside, and look for a rediscovery. Not difficult and twistedly intricate, this is the film to see.
I found it relaxing and fun. Depp is himself; Pirates of the Caribbean are reminiscent in some of the scenes.
BELIEVE. Life, love, it's more than you have been led to understand. No, no shallow psychoanalysis intended. Just plain enjoyment.
Watch this film.
Great way to spend an evening.
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Fat lips
Contrived and juvenile flick at best. Don't waste any time on this one. Sorry to say, great expectations were established and just not fulfilled. Events way too improbable, acting shallow and lines are obsequiously trite.
Characters spend their time displaying ennui that makes anyone wonder why they paired to begin with.
And those horrific fat lips on Jolie - yuck! The close-ups of her facial skin make you want to reach for a jar of exfoliating skin cream.
Sorry to say, this was a huge disappointment. And the dancing was so pathetic.
No substance, no significant plot, no quality acting.
Sad squandering of time on an otherwise great evening for viewing.