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New in Town (2009)
Poor effort here all around
These reviews are obviously faked, probably written by whoever did the screenplay for this horrible movie. Renee must have been desperate when she agreed to this bomb. The story is so loosely tied together yet incredibly predictable so why bother making parts of it make sense? It had potential but they must have not put in the time and effort required for success in any category. Do yourself a favor and pass on this drivel, or rewatch a real romcom from the 80s or 90s. The jokes were unfunny, the acting was horrible all around - it must have taken a great effort to make even a great actress like Renee Zelwinger look bad. She held her own across from Russell Crowe in Cinderella Man.
Top Gun (1986)
The should add ages to these reviews
If you grew up and watched this movie in your late teens, you thought it was awesome. It captures so much. Today's teens might not think so. The plain truth is you can't trust movie reviews and, if you try to trust movie reviews, you will be screwed. The reality is there are only a few good movies so, enjoy what you enjoy. Hollywood is dead anyway. I can't believe they require 601 characters in this review. I'll keep taking nonsense until I get to the minimum limit of characters. What the He'll are you doing reading this nonsense anyway, I'm really close to the character limit, you ninkompoop.
Peter Jennings Reporting: The Kennedy Assassination - Beyond Conspiracy (2003)
The big lie
This documentary is The definition of fake news. No one believes the official story except perhaps for Peter Jennings. He was full of you know what. Tenet was shot from the back? Yeah right, look at the $&@ zapruder film. Shot from the front, just like the 51 witnesses that day said they heard the shot from the grassy knoll.
The Truman Show (1998)
This wasn't funny or interesting
Of course I liked the Grinch, and that was rated pretty low here. The Truman show was really pretty dumb and did not have any funny parts. I can't believe it's rated so high. Thanks.
Somewhere in Time (1980)
Could have been done better
I saw this on tv in the early 80s. Then in 2022. It seemed better in the early 80s. I'll watch it again in the 2060s. I'll probably like it again. This review is too short so I'll talk about the weather. It's warm in jacksonville today and inflation is awful.