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The Irregulars (2021)

Read the book!!

[1/10 · 6 December 2023]

This could be a good concept for a Sherlock Holmes spin off but it seems like the writers have never read any Sherlock Holmes books or watched any of the thousands of tv shows or movies.

Why did they make Dr Watson a complete asshat?

Why does Dr Watson force children to be detectives instead of using the actual story from the actual books?

Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes talk to the children?

Why does the Prince want to hang out a load of homeless children instead of being a Prince?

Why did anyone at Netflix read this script and think "Sherlock Holmes is great and has made billions of dollars over the years, let's try to kill it"?

Why are there so many questions and no answers?

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey (2023)

The biggest disappointment ever.

[1/10 · 1 August 2023]

What a load of rubbish. I've Never been so disappointed in a film in years and I've been disappointed a lot.

Every option the film makers had in writing this script, they chose the wrong one. I have so many questions but no answers. I feel like there was a pot luck with different plots and this is what came out.

There was genuinely likable characters who were there for 30 seconds before getting killed but they kept the most annoying ones and what's the story with Christopher Robin being such a wimp? Man up Christopher Robin.

Also where the hell is Rabbit?

I think this entire film is just a money grab to fund the sequel which will obviously be there to fund the third film.

I could write a better script in an hour and make this a great movie. ZERO STARS!! If I could give a zero I would have.