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Pamyo (2024)
Garbage sequel
Unnecessary sequel to the Wailing. Acting was ok. Overall ruined by the lead actress who was typical typecast of a strong feminist character that is required to checklist certain Netflix goals. If werent for her i would give it 6. I was hoping for a beautiful tying the knot sequel for Wailing. I definitely would not recommend this movie as it was boring. Normally I try to find some reedeming qualities but this one had only one. The setting/scenery was nice. Just cause a movie has a strong lead like Choi minsik does not mean the movie is going to be good. And lastly there's nothing scary. The so called "evil spirit" is a giant mummified samurai that walks like a robot lol You will laugh instead of getting scared.
Aakhir Palaayan Kab Tak..? (2024)
What a joke of a movie
I would like to start my review by stating that I'm a proud hindu of highest and purest caste. I'm also a movie connoisseur with 4000 movies under my belt. So trust me i know whats going on. The movie desperately panders to us hindus in hopes that we get emotional and spend money and that money will be sent to Mexico as the production company Cinepolis is based in Mexico.
This movie is mostly bad screenplay wise. The acting is poor except from Rajesh ji who carried this movie on his back. I believe in telling the truth like shri Ram has asked all his followers to. To not form alliance because of politics but by respect. This movie lacks the respect part. Today we are in power so these foreign movie company pander to us. Tomorrow somebody else will be in power so they will pander to them. These companies will always earn money no matter what and they will show whatever fits the contemporary political climate.
The Evil Dead (1981)
This is so bad. Why is it 7.4 here
Here's a scene. A girl in the cabin in a forest. She hears something outside in the middle of the night. She goes out of the cabin without any weapon or anything and yells hello is anyone there? 😂
This is so moronic its not even the only nonsensical scenes. There's are tons more. It was amateur bad, poor camera work, no plot, no character development, nothing. Im stupified that it is rated so high on here. I feel i was very generous with a 4.
I felt asleep while watching this. A horror should be opposite of sleep inducing. People need to stop pretending to like bad movies just because they are old or famous, because then I watch those movies and waste my time.
Na Maloom Afraad (2014)
Pakistans lame attempt to copy Hera Pheri
No words. I mean beyond idiotic. I know these people steal and copy western scripts but this is overwhelmingly obvious Here in this movie. Everything is predictable. They try to make a masterpiece plan which only becomes more confusing and more idiotic. I really don't know rust going on. Even s comedy movie has its base on something tangible something real but nope not here. I challenge any non pakistani cinema affecianado o watch this crap and tell me it aint bad. It looks bad for the entire country if they are celebrating this garbage as a comedy hit. Talk about low standards and getting lucky.
Kandahar (2023)
Great movie. Ruined by the indian actor
Everything was going great. Then they hired this indian actor who's portraying a pakistani intelligence agent. And he just brought the entire momentum of the movie to a halt. So cringy acting typical of over the top Bollywood action garbage. He was a wrong casting move to be honest. Gerard is good, the actor playing the translator is amazing. Even the story is good. But then this indian actor just walked over all the goodness and completely brought it to a standstill. If this movie tanks and i think it will the finger should be pointed at the indian guy. Its just another foreign movie badge on his filmography but what a financial blow to the producer and morale of the director I just cannot imagine.
The United States vs. Billie Holiday (2021)
Another race-baiting nonsense
When is it gonna stop. These propagandist movies and shows and documentaries are the reason the American youth has no respect for America. Instead of focusing on the greatness of this woman they focus on how she was withheld and blah blah the regular nonsense. Please stop. We dont care. People with the same talent in third world countries don't even get to the point where they get any recognition. Instead of thanking being born in america they go back hundreds of years and start regurgitating that gatbage that has literally no consequence on anyone succeeding today. This is hilarious that everyone wants to come to america but these sellout americans have no respect for their own country.
Excalibur (1981)
Worst acting. Is this a TV movie
So im 30 minutes in and this has to be one of the worst acting i have seen in decades. Why didnt they rehearse or do some proper casting?? This is worse than a broadway play. If you don't believe me go watch till The young arthur pulls out the excalibur from the stone and just listen to him talk. This guy cannot be a hero. There's no way. Was he the producer's son or director's son or something?? A stuntman has more personality than this guy. A non actor regular bloke has more personality. Im just in shock.
The fact that brits call this "their epic" is hilarious and so telling. A single monty python side character has more charisma than this entire movie.
Missing (2023)
😒 Another generic movie of sitting at home detective tryna find missing relative with iMac
They just copy pasted from hundreds of other movies like this. Every country has a movie like this now. It follows the same storyline. A lazy or ignorant relative finds out a dear one is missing and suddenly becomes genius hacker level intelligent and starts guessing passwords and other maneuvers. And its all iMac. Everytime. Only the rich upper middle class who have iMacs are allowed to be sherlock holmes at home. Windows and android people sorry 😂
The movie is MacBook skills. No acting skills. Actually cringe acting skills. The mom actress is good. Ive seen her work before. She's good and pretty 😍
Y tu mamá también (2001)
Mexican Pie
This is exactly the same as sex drive or american pie. Nothing new except with the "latino" stereotype of everybody betraying everybody and the ending which has to be sad, ofcourse...to give it a classic touch.
Its super predictable and there's tons of movies like this.
Dont waste 2 hours on it.