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The Matrix Resurrections (2021)
If you sh#t your pants , the smell will be better
30 Min in the acting wanted me to vomit, you can see the storyline coming a mile away so predictable. CGI or should I say Lack of it . I want to throw spoilers in here because there is so many thing wrong with this movie, In the end I watched it and could have rather have gone out and worked in the garden, and let me just say it was terrible weather outside. This is a waste of time.
Okja (2017)
Great movie
A great Netflix movie.
Loved the story, how far will you go to save your pet? How far will humanity go to make money? Yes this movie does have an underlining message on the exploitation of animals for the meat industry. However it makes good points while telling a heart warming story. The acting was good, there were a few attempts at comedy which I did feel failed abit and did not aid to the story, however the movie does bring a tear to your eye. The animated animals, mainly okja was done extremely well, the films lighting and editing was spot on. The foreign language made it feel more authentic. I think Jake Gyllenhaal's acting was under par, however the character was needed for the message the movie wants to portray. One have to give the director and writers credit, although the story was not over complex it did bring the emotion and love to the screen for an animal that actually does not exist. A well worth watching movie.
Nobody (2021)
Enjoyed the movie, good old action movie with character
Spoiler if you are a John Wick, this movie is for you. The movie starts slow, making you believe the lead character is weak, however it takes you on a action journey that is very good to see. Seldom these days I find action movies enjoyable as they tend to be full of emotional bs, and no character building,this was however the opposite. I loved the movie from beginning to end.
The Lodge (2019)
Still waiting for the horror.
An extremely elaborate plot by some young children, drives the stepmom insane in just a few days. Maybe I am missing something completely in this movie, but I felt robbed of my time. Maybe this movie has a deeper meaning as it won an award, or awards just means sh#t these days. After the death of their mother, the childrens dad decide to leave his children with his fiance, who we briefly was told was part of a cult. The kids then plan an elaborate prank on her to drive her crazy. Unfortunately the plan worked too good as she became insane and drove to audience to boredom. The movie is extremely slow, 2 flys fu@@ing have more intense moments, the genre horror should be removed from this film completely. Not an complete bad movie, but not worth the rating it got.
Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga (2020)
One of Will Ferrel's best movies
This was a really good feel good movie with intelligent comedy,not slapstick comedy. The story is not a typical Ferrel movie, the characters was believable and well casted. The movie was good fun to watch. My fav line '.. The elves went to far.'
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Birds of Boring
Got so bored in this movie, main character over acted the entire movie.
DC just don't seem to surprise me any more when it comes to bad movies.
This seemed like I was watching a chick flick directed by a five year old.
The more I watched the less I hated this movie. My worst nightmare has always been to be eaten alive by lions, this movie replaced that fear. I am scared I am forced to watch this again.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
T2 remake
So. Many unnecessary things in the movie so many repeats of T2.
However there are a few good new concepts and explanations of the new future. A good action movie an OK terminator movie. Unfortunately not really that original.
The Turning (2020)
The turning.... Of direction of the film in the end.
This movie was not all bad.
Just so sad that a movie that could have had any any any other ending would be amazing.
I felt like they did not know how to end the Movie
Upgrade (2018)
An amazing movie.
I loved this movie. You would not tell it's a low budget movie until you start reading more about it. The story is to point and no unnecessary bs emotions or gci. The story is so good it makes you forget it's a Sci fi. The acting of the lead actor was amazing as the rooting movement made the movie more realistic to the scenario. Just loved this movie
Siembamba (2017)
Mmm. Try again.
Not scary at all. Being a South African I understand the concept and it could have worked, if executed better. I could not find a proper story line, nor could I connect the ending scene to the movie. What was the need for Adam to rape her? What da f##k did I just watch. Please Dti please give me the opportunity and the money and I would make a better movie.
Unfriended (2014)
Un-Horror Cyber Nonsens
Is the Horror Genre not supposed to be Scary? I can appreciate the new style that the director was going for; but I was bored within the first 10 Minutes of the movie Frustrated the next five then forwarded the movie; Still just Typing. I have read less in a foreign film and were more scared in Shrek.
I can see why the Laura ghost wanted those kids dead.......
They are extremely irritating ,.... making them extremely kill able.
Story line : 6 Friends on Skype Talks like absolute Morons to each other. Then a dead Friend of theirs Skype them back. ( Just to Say high I am still a moron even thou I am dead). Then the Ghost sends them facebook, and skype messages, updates pictures and videos.
An argument arises among the Moron Pack ( Dubbed that as this cannot be how kids these days talk nor act.); Who did this you did this ( 10 -15 minutes of kids bitching). Somehow Laura the Ghost just convinces the Kids to kill themselves; with out much to be seen of the Ghost thou. Personally I think the Dog killed the first Moron in the Moron Pack. Then Slowly they all die.
Cavemen (2013)
Total Crap , nothing funny
One of the worst movies , I have ever watched. For those in the world who like to waste time,and money this movie is for you.
I wanted to cut my wrists in the first 10 minutes, the characters were so bad , that the last Steven Seagal movie would rate high.
Boy,( cannot be called a man he is to pathetic) falls in love with his so called best friend ( a girl), you see from scene 1 that that they will fall in love in the end. (Shoot spoiler alert, if you watched this movie and did'nt pick it up, mmm shoot idiot alert.) In essence that is the movie, except for his Screwed up friends,especially the one with his dumb stories.
I once watched A fly sitting on Poo. Wow that was more exciting
Happy Feet (2006)
A brilliant Peae ofArt
I would very rarely rate a movie 10/10, but this was worth it.
In short this film has it all, Comedy, drama, love, music, visual fx, action and most of all a brilliant story.
The story is mainly about being different and being fine with it, different makes us unique. The story is not like some of the films handling the same topic, nor is it like any other animation. It stands out completely since it has more of a human touch to it. Human Touch? Although the movie is a bout Penguins a lot of the cultural and human problems we face daily is being addressed. The movie brings a message of hope and really opens once heart to these penguins.
Yes its animation, but not all of it. A lot of the background scenes is photography and is brilliantly blended into the story.
In life we get judged so easily when we are different, and when we face challenges, but when we are true to ourselves we really can be free.
When a small penguin can make a difference, not give up and go to ends for his friends, So can we.
This truly is a brilliant movie.