clancylong Reviews

Boats (2013)

Hope it happens for a Theatrical release

[22 November 2021]

Since Cars 1, 2 and 3 and Planes 1 and 2 all got Theatrical releases in 2006, 2011, 2013, 2014 and 2017, this shall be released in 2023 and made by Walt Disney Animation Studios rather than Pixar or DisneyToon Studios, and this shall be rated U in the United Kingdom and Ireland and G in the USA, Canada, New Zealand and my country Australia, and here are the characters that are just like the characters from Cars and Planes...

1. Jib Sailboat-Lightning McQueen and Dusty Crophopper 2. Tom Tugboat-Doc Hudson and Skipper Riley 3. Dmitri-Mater and El Chupacabra 4. Haley Jibson-Sally Carrera and Ishani 5. Jenny Wavethrust-Holley Shiftwell and Rochelle 6. Nixon Pires-Chick Hicks and Ripslinger.

Wheely (2018)

Don't watch "Wheely"

[23 August 2021]

I knew this movie was going to be somewhat "b-grade" and riding on the coat tails of Disney's Cars... but I wasn't expecting such an overall bad movie. It was seriously terrible. TERRIBLE. I wonder if the better known actors that appeared in the movie knew what the producers were planning to release. The dialog didn't even flow. It was a very basic and done-before plot and they couldn't even make it hold my kids attention. They love movie night. But this just had them bored, they got up and found their toys and played in front of the TV, not even looking up. Like they knew it wasn't a real movie. No character depth (at all). Bad animation that was just clearly trying to copy a "style" of Disney - but didn't cut it in any way. This was a waste of my money and my kids time. I was bitterly disappointed and am somewhat angry (partly at my self for not looking at reviews first) that I ever got this movie for them. Don't see this movie, it doesn't deserve any attention. It's shameful.

Wings (2012)

Worst mockbuster ever

[10 June 2021]

I cannot believe this is the worst animated mockbusters of the 2010s that i've ever seen along with Tangled Up, Kiara the Brave, Tappy Toes, Chop Kick Panda, Puss In Boots: A Furry Tail, The Legend of a Panda Warrior, Delhi Safari, Life's a Jungle, Fanatstic 4orce, Frozen Land, Birds of Paradise, Izzie's Way Home, Trolland, The Adventures of Petey and Friends, CarGo and Wheely, this movie is also a gigantic knock-off to Disney's Planes, which was kickasss, the main character Ace is so unlikeable, and his friend Dodo is so annoying.