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Diabolical: BFFs (2022)
Adults made this episode?
I have never been a fan of bathroom humor. It's just bad and gross. I think it appeals to 3-5 year olds, maybe. How did adults agree to make this episode? At some point a meeting was held with multiple people discussing this episode and approving it. Wow. Please give me a job there. I would love to watch it with someone who really enjoys it so I could try to understand what they find appealing about it. I genuinely want to know.
On the positive side I enjoyed the animation style and the voice acting. I'm always in awe of people who make animation and video game graphic designers. It's such an impressive skill. They did a great job on this. I think Drawing poo would be a tough assignment and the artist did a good job of not making it just gross or like the standard emoji . A tough task.
Please put me and some 6th graders in charge of green and red lighting episodes. I think we could do a good job.
Love and Monsters (2020)
Don't Settle!
So I was not expecting much however this movie was fun and delightfully refreshing. I'm sort of upset. I don't get to see part two and three. It was really fun to see Merele ( Michael Rooker) from walking dead in the movie. Plus he didn't play the stereotypical crafty vet survivor. Well written part for him and his sidekick.
I found this movie entertaining it didn't get bogged down in the love story. The monsters looked amazing for what it was really they looked fantastic. I'm curious if they enlarged bugs or those were created for the movie however, it was done it was great.
1. My only complaint would be his crossbow. It's like a kids toy.
Pro- the young actress, who played Minow was fantastic!
Star Trek: Voyager: Warhead (1999)
Review Section
If there ever was an argument for an internet comment/review section I believe the 14 reviews I read would be it. All reviews were intelligent, insightful and interesting to read.
I thoroughly enjoy the doctor's acting. The only rationalization I can muster in my mind about this episode is the riders must have a heavy burden cranking out 25 episodes of season. I think that's mostly unheard of in 2023. I think loki has eight episodes and lower decks has 10.
I want to know what the script review process was. I did notice that Chakotay, Torres and some other crew member look and skeptical of Janeway's decision to keep the bomb on board. Maybe that was there way of secretly communicating how ridiculous the crew and themselves personally thought this was . Like another reviewer said, turn your brain off to enjoy this episode. I came to the review section to see if anyone was going to mention about the traders ship getting blown up. He said he had engineer onboard so it must've had a big crew. On the shot of voyager and the traders ship, it looks to be a decent size. A massive chain of command failure.
However I do enjoy shows about space ships and borg so I will give it a 6.
Asteroid City (2023)
Save your time
I don't get it. Not really entertaining.
If this wasn't Wes Anderson it would of been denied to self publish on Amazon. I know I am the bad guy saying I didn't enjoy a Wes Anderson movie but come on. He must promise them the movie will be shot in 1 week and that's it. There isn't much of a plot some minor character development. It's all the same dead pan/detached relationships that are in all Wes Anderson Movies. I would love to know if there are some parts people thought were funny?
If I had to say something positive about it.
1. It's pretty but in a style we all know. No surprises.
2. Cool actors.
Chicago Party Aunt (2021)
Target audience review
Being from Chicago and still living here I don't find the local humor particularly fun and it leaves out about 300+ million people. 85 Bears, Empire and victory auto wreckers. Hilarious. If you were in your prime during the Bears 85 run you wound be well into your 70s by now.
One of the main characters Mikey (???) is about 3 levels lower than a beta male. Just a weak man. Taking a year of college in the show. And if he learns anything, he should never attend only to get a junior CPR doll cleaner certification. He does grow a pair by telling a Chicago cub he wants to go out in public or some nonsense like that. He should be be happy to be a hidden jerk off rag hidden under a pullout bed in the basement not telling his betters off.
I don't know if there is a likable character on the show. However if you want to enjoy an inside joke about the Taco Bell that used to be by Wrigley Field and has since been torn down and is in a new location about 1/2 a block away, than this is your show.
The "party aunt" is it bad composite character from some free improv class in the 90s.
The Beales of Grey Gardens (2006)
2 hours of dirty hoarders
I want to see why people enjoy this film. I just see unchecked mental illness living in filth and eating ice cream exclusively. I'm glad they had rich relatives that afforded them the opportunity to be crazy in the wild instead of some state run home. Poor old lady sitting in her trash and urine soaked bed as well. I would be shocked if either of those 2 worked a single day in their life. She was never a model in Palm Springs. Probably hooked up with a guy at a Howard Johnson airport breakfast cafe bathroom from Palm Springs once and that is where she got it from.
I'm pretty sure the house didn't have power. I think the really story would be hearing about how the city had to step in with their cat issue. Can you imagine the filth those inspectors found?
I did enjoy when the lady was complaining that the free roof she got was asphalt shingles and not wooden. I also did enjoy when she talked about the imaginary chauffeur she use to have.