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Like Father, Like Son (1974)
Required viewing for lovers of truly bad movies
Duke Mitchell. Genius? Possibly. Great Actor? No. B-Movie God? Absolutely. This movie has it all. Urinals, desk lamps, crucifixion, pimps, and massive killing sprees. The opening scene pulls you in and makes you want to vomit. Throughout the film are choice lines of dialogue like, "Anyone can carry this piece. It takes a man to use it," "Hey Mimi. long time no see," "Cut another slice," and "Makin' these jive-ass superhuman movies, super human this, super human that" voiced by people who are clearly not actors. Maybe robots, but not actors. The score is composed by the Duke himself, who also directed, produced, and starred in this masterpiece. In conclusion, this is the best movie anyone will ever see in his or her life and it is a pity that the only way to get it is in bootleg form. Hopefully, someone will release it on DVD so I can watch Duke Mitchell and his buddy Vic Caesar in all their glory.
Gummo (1997)
Gummo is so depressing it will make you want to kill yourself
If you watch Gummo, be prepared not to sleep for several days. This movie will ruin your life. The characters are retarded hicks, gay midgets, and people who sniff glue and kill cats. The plot makes no sense, but if you watch the movie you and your friends will constantly refer to it and how it made you violently ill when that retarded girl shaved off her eyebrows. Please, please don't watch this movie for its artistic merit. It has none.