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Nymphomaniac: Vol. I (2013)
lOOsen up peOple!!!
OK-OK, you got me. The movie is a tid bit trashy; sleazy; disgusting some may even say. It certainly isn't anything somebody is going to find showing on 'TBN' or DAYSTAR' some afternoon. Those would be 'Christian Networks for those playing at home. Because this is not meant to be a Saturday afternoon family friendly film that ya watch with the kids. I love the people who complain about all the sex scenes, a la 'blow job' & fingers inserted somewhere etc...All these people complain about all the sex when they sat down to watch a movie called 'Nymphomaniac.' Well, I will tell you what; that is why the majority of the people out there would watch the movie. The sex!! And if the sex was omitted, then most people would not want to see the movie. How can you make a movie Nymphomaniac' without sex?! And why would you want to watch it if sex is going to turn you off? I don't care how hardcore it is? And this is so far from actual porn in today's sense of the term!!
Alice in Murderland (2010)
Cult Classic in the making?
OK, the "Based on true events" at the opening of the movie; That really chaps my behind. No need for movies to falsely advertise that B.S. Totally uncalled for, and I am sick of movie's taking advantage of it. Moving on. 'Alice in Murderland' is not as bad a movie as these reviews claim. Remember, it is a B-movie. These are not A-list actors & actresses. They actually did a pretty good job and the movie was pretty hilarious with a ton of funny scenes. It had it dull and lame moments. But obv, you are going to have some give & take with a B-movie. Now, this movie is not for everybody. But honestly though, if you like slashers and do not mind B-movies, then you will prob enjoy this movie. Or you will at the very least find it watchable. It has a been gathering a loyal fan-base on its Facebook page and is slowly developing into a cult classic. HONEST TO GOD.
You would definitely not be giving it a rating as low as these people are, such as these 1's and 2's which I just don't understand. These people who give 1's and 2's will then complain and say they wish they had the time or money that they wasted on the movie back. Like they didn't have the choice to shut off the movie while it was on. I fast forward through some parts of bad movies sometimes and finish them in half the time. And still get the basic plot beginning middle and end of the movie. As for these 1's and 2's they give out like candy to kids, I mean I have seen some awful, and I mean awful movies. And those are 1's and 2's. This is nothing, compared to those. Not even close. Not even in the same ball-park. I mean seriously, a 1? Gimme a break? People who give movies a 1, I don't even see how they would watch the whole thing to the end.
The person who said Alice is the worst actor in the movie is a complete maroon (call it a color) & couldn't be more wrong than if he was a blind man shopping for a green t-shirt on his own. Except for Alice's grand finalé. Her acting was up there with the best of em'. Dee(meow)& Samantha (chef?), (bf), (black kid), were all much, much worst!!! A 10 second sketchy & shady laugh by Alice that was horrible acting and probably the worst in the movie does not make her the worst actress in the movie. It was only a 10 second scene. The rest of the main characters acting was decent. And her friend Maleroe. Her acting was very good in leading the cast. She def carries the movie. She is hot. A dime-piece, a 10!!! Her finale at the end is one for the books and I will tell you what. Big screen TV and high def if you can.
Hallows' Eve (2013)
Definitely not nearly as bad as people are making it out to be
Sometimes I agree with some low ratings. But sometimes people's ratings Are just completely so far out of whack it isn't even funny. They are so off that I don't even think a new one would fix the problem. It is more likely the person behind the scale. People come on here and throw one's around like they are like it is their first time at the strip club. Honestly, this is not the Worst movie you will ever see. I promise you... Not even close. If it is, then I am really sorry for you. I wonder the what the three worst movies you saw Before this was.
But I am not here to attack people who rate movies ones. I just really feal like It really does throw some people off of movies that they may have actually liked. Now maybe this movie isn't one of em'. Maybe other People won't like this Either. But it ain't no 1. I actually I agree with another poster. For a low-budget Film this was a pretty decent film. And I really like Danielle Harris. She definitely Wasn't in the movie enough. But the movie had a good plot, little mystery in it, had its share of blood, and the setting that the movie took place in was cool. The only thing it really lacked was money for some big time production. But for What they had, they pulled it off pretty damn good. Definitely your lower level average horror movie. 5-6 but definitely watchable!
Clear History (2013)
This movie did not get the warm reception it so well deserved
A lot of people may or will feel like the movie is an extension of another 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' But with so many more amazing actors & actresses added into the mix and the talent level of all of them along with the the myth himself, Larry the Legend. Brings something different. It isn't the same. Sometimes when you have a lot of different actors in a movie, there is no chemistry and it fall flat. That doesn't happen here. Now, it isn't perfect chemistry But that doesn't matter. Your not expecting it to be. This movie isn't suppose to be a blockbuster, 5 star, where the co-stars have that special something. But it works for this film. This film deserves a lot higher reviews Than some of the ones out there. I would seriously give little weight whatsoever too those 2's and 3's out there. Cause they obviously didn't get it...That, or their scale needs to be tared.
The Town (2010)
Clown piece says, "Get off ur high horses"?
And gives 'The Town a 2/10. That's just a ridiculously moronic rating; Even if someone didn't like the movie that much. I mean on a scale of 1-10 with 10 being the best movie you have ever seen & 0 being the absolute worst; There are a ton of movies that are terrible and deserve 1's and 2's etc..
Any1 giving this movie a 2/10 is only doing it because they don't like Ben affleck. PERIOD!! Get over it. The movie is pretty good. And give me a break about the "rip offs." Why, because their was a bank robbery like in heat and the girl winked like in heat and they robbed a bank in masks like they did in point break? News flash Bimbo, "point break wasn't the first movie where bank robbers wore masks. Hundreds of thousands of movies have been made; And a lot are about the same things. Therefore, obviously your gonna have some movies having similarities with others. Doesn't mean, "Ripping off" u knumb skull, LoL!!!