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The Pyramid (2014)
In No Way Scary and Predictably Uninteresting
This is not a well made movie. The preview trailer belies the true plot of the movie and the initial film was a total let down. The film looks like it could be half stock and half found footage. The plot appears to be an adventure to solve the mystery of a found, buried pyramid. This implies a mummy riddle with lost explorers. What is found is a block maze in the dark, ancient booby traps, demonic cannibal cats, and a grotesque Egyptian God straight out of a sci-fi tv channel. The entirety of the movie was poorly executed and the characters were not developed. The film is not scary in any co text with every move being as predictable as the next.
The Lords of Salem (2012)
Why even waste the time
I am not a Rob Zombie fan, but decided to give this movie a try because the trailers made it LOOK interesting. In the end, this was incredibly disappointing to view. I was extremely offended in more ways than one, with the brutally blasphemous screenplay. So the movie is hands down, one of the worst film I have ever seen. They show what very few decent parts there are in the previews and the rest of the film was pure and utter trash. There is no real back story and what there was no one watching could really follow. The characters are not developed at all; (i.e: main lead is a descendant of a witch hunter). That one did not go much further for the script. And the ending did not even try to make sense, consisting mainly of short-cut nightmares to illustrate the curse's impact on Heidi and with a zombie-like figure walking a goat on a leash through a graveyard. It essentially lacked everything a movie is supposed to be.