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The Devil's Rejects (2005)
Devils Rejects? They don't deserve this overrated label
Correct me if I am wrong, but I think this is just a boring we-pretend-to-be-shocking and gory movie? By the way - gory? When I was reading all your comments here, I was like: Oh, Zombie made a bloody, disgusting movie, brutality all the time of the piece, etc. I was thinking: Well, at least it will be really messy, and I wasn’t expecting anything extraordinary smart and puzzled, thrilling, let’s just say I was expecting blood. At least anything that would make me say it is worth seen it, when the script is so bad anyway. And I haven’t seen any gory movie a long time ( don’t get me wrong, I’m not the sixteen years old guy who is into killing scenes, that times just passed away :D ), so I was curious. But – nothing happened. You damn dumbsters. Don’t get people horny to see this when posting your super extra hyper comments on a movie like this. Nothing really interesting happened there. The plot is so sad that I had to stop it three times to get a beer, because it was just so boring. There are two or three scenes which could be called violence, brutality or something like that. I don’t wanna to make spoilers, but it’s true. 3 scenes in a big “horror”? You must be a really big fan of Rob to enjoy this one. Couple of redneck idiots, whose every sentence contains 18 swear words are running away, they terrorize the motel, then they ran away again, they are caught. I would say no more. But this is it. The whole plot. Pathetic. And back to the gore, as some of you are singing about all the time – there is just minimum of it. Nothing is to be seen, except for some blood. This is the bloody horror movie made in 2005 or whenever? Man, what a low budget must Rob had. There, some of his fans would say he was not making a big gore score film, but a movie about cruelty, attitudes to life, revenge and how evil should be punished? To hell with that. This is just a flick which is very overrated. I have seen much more better movies than this. Rob has had better movies, too. So, watch it if you want, to me, after watching it I was like I have seen nothing. One plus – the end is epic.
Black Christmas (2006)
The worst i have seen recently
Excuse for my exaggerated reaction, but this movie is such a garbage. First, the script. Might be good, well, back in 80s, or better, in 1974, few yrs before Halloween? now this remake is turning it into such a brutal, primitive and stupid mixture of Hollywood cliché, that i had to ask myself for dozen times when watching it: Is that even possible to make? Second - The characters are so imbecile, flat and you really cannot empathize with any of them. I just felt sorry for one chick as she got killed. The acting is terrible, too. I could have it acted better, believe me, and Im not into such of stuff actually. It went so bad, that 30 minutes before the end of this "movie", i wasn't able to keep on watching it. The story is totally predictable. Hm, what a surprise. Another point - the gore. Good God, so gross. The principle of not just American, but of directors of other regions, too - when you aren't able to make a decent horror, give it so much gore as you can, at least the poor people who will watch it, will get hm, something of it. Eating of eyeballs, honestly, this is too much. Worse than Hostel. But to say, the worst i can think of, is the idiotic script. The psycho looking from the cellar up to the bathroom. You people have the floor made of 2cm hardened concrete...or?? such goofs i have never seen yet. but never mind, everyone has got his own taste. Its up to you, if I like to spend hour and a half of watching pure imbecility, horrible acting, stupidity, nonsense massacre and so on. Maybe you'll find in that movie something deeper i didn't. But by now, I've seen a plenty of movies, horrors, thrillers and I've seen them on dozens. Anyways, from my angle of view, ill give it two points of ten. See it for yourself, you'll give it 8 maybe. Well, bye :P
Supernatural: Fresh Blood (2007)
Nice script, as usual, but... somethings wrong
Well, there's just one thing i would like to comment about this one. OK,well done, gory, nice plot, as usual. I liked it as every episode. With the time, i come to realize the history about the Winchesters is still to recover, as still new and new shocking information arise. But, isn't it strange Dean got bit in the neck by Gordon, who has become a vampire, and thats no deal for the older Winchester? Because as always told, once your blood got in contact in vampires blood, you are infected. So? Isn't it strange? There is clearly to see that Dean has been bitten, its obvious. I do not understand that, maybe someone would make arguments like "Oh, but he wasn't biting him too long and deep" etc. Thats a goof, i think. Anywas, i adore the show:)
Salò o le 120 giornate di Sodoma (1975)
This is just not that what it was meant to be
After seeing this, I was quite disgusted. The only thing you talk about is the symbolism.no way.it should be a symbolism but P.P.Passolini turned it out all wrong. The 4 of men that represent upper class, government, fascism could be anybody else, not just the symbol of fascism The symbolism gets lost and thats too bad It is concentrated only on gore then. The movie could be situated in France, whenever, the acting is horrible too. The young people there don't act like people, they behave like zombies without their will, we cannot feel with them. For me, I've seen much better, disturbing and shocking movies. I don't think of cannibal holocaust or some other piece of... but this one has to be only to get you sick.
Bloody Murder (2000)
bleeding stupid
do i see that right guys? you leave it 10points or what? for gods sake, you have to be a B-horror low-minded maniac to love this piece of ... i've seen a bunch of thrillers, horrors but i don't really think something was worse than this one.Jesus. acting terrible, script terrible, cut out of Friday the 13th, a stupid !not even a little bit scary! maniac with a ridiculous mask, going round the campus with a fork or wait, it was a knife..in his hand. notice that blood, i can make some liquid that would look like better than that by myself at home, that murders were so terrible that i laughed all the movie. the end was so predictable that i almost pi*sed my pants laughing. guys, i have seen some low-budgets movies but this is just a nonsense.Friday the 13th, Halloween, and some others, that were the movies where everything was all about fun and some fear but this one? it wont scare you, it wont entertain you by bloody murders either, if you are some that kind of 16 y.o. moron who rewinds videotapes for seeing how did the machete get into someones head. alright, when you are about to see this....movie...at least you know you will laugh when Trevor Moorehouse, or whoever..//can anybody see something in common with Voorhees.? no?// will totter in plan to stab a girl:) better avoid seeing it