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Keyhole (2011)
An admirable attempt, but fails miserably
Does anybody remember the awful student film that showed in the movie "Private Parts"? Cinematic genius compared to this. People wandering around naked with no real purpose, lots of moaning, and the only way to fully understand what was going on, was a voice-over explaining each scene. That's this film in a nutshell. I guarantee the votes are going to drop exponentially until it gets the 2 it deserves.I get the concept, it's like a college Avant Garde, or an attempt at a college Avant Garde film, trying to retell "The Odyssey". But suck is still suck, regardless of the source material. Highbrow critics will swear this is great cinema, but in their attempt to seem above us, they are hitching their star to a wagon without wheels.
Red: Werewolf Hunter (2010)
Completely UNinteresting Take!!!
I don't normally post anything, let alone opinions, but this made for TV drek is a sure travesty of good talent. I LOVE Felicia Day, and waited with bated breath for this, along with Kavan Smith, deputy Andy from Eureka, another favorite of mine also gave me high hopes! But this film fell very short, so very short. Bad dialogue, stilted acting and horrible CGI werewolves, made this tough to sit thru. Please have the director taken out and flogged! Felicia Day and the rest of the cast maintained a dull monotone that was (I guess) supposed to set a somber tone, and the entire movie takes place on three sets, repeating set pieces over and over again from the same angle, never varying once!
the rest of the cast seemed to shamble along like zombies with hardly any emotion, keep in mind comedic actors have proved time and again that they have remarkable timing. If given a halfway decent script, they should have been able to do something with this. Don't get me started on the stick figure werewolves that we were to be afraid of. Steven McHattie is a veteran bad guy, his character was soooooo bad it hurt to watch. Again i loved the stars, and the premise, but the director really bungled this
JCVD (2008)
you must watch all of this movie!
i have missed the old days of Damme-cinema, but this film is a departure that demands a little respect... the film overall was okay, a 6 out of ten for banal holdup flick, it is Van Dammes acting that is what most of this films saving grace. No-one can make a review without watching the entire film.(this means you Angelus111, and your intent to continue to bash, without any intention of watching the whole film shows your intractable nature, and i wouldn't agree with your reviews anyway...) the first fifteen minutes is just to show how pathetic said movie stars' career is. then it starts to pickup from there with some clever flashback and flash forwards... just watch it with an open mind and don't expect to be watching an action flick, and its on par with "The man from earth..."