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Prey (2022)
Beyond idiotic
Who the heck thought this movie was a good idea? Absolute garbage that makes even AVP into a masterpiece comparatively. The predator looks idiotic, and makes no sense with how its tech is incorporated especially since they're advanced enough to have space craft, there'd be no challenge for it at all. Amazing how the natives practically are martial artists too. It's truly laughable. Be careful or your eyes my roll out of your head.
The Boys: Proper Preparation and Planning (2020)
Stormfront
What terrible casting. She is beyond cringe. Fitting that she's from Portland though, lol.
The Tax Collector (2020)
Don't waste your time
Seriously, what a jumbled, pointless mess. Shia was the reason everyone wanted to watch this movie and his part is so under utilized. He wasn't the main character like all the trailers made him out to be, and he's by far the best actor in this movie. He is touted as "the devil" and you're expecting some John Wick type stuff from him and they don't even show him getting any action. Just standing and following David around like a lap dog, and occasionally threatening people. What an epic disappointment.
The Magicians: Will You Play with Me? (2018)
Idiotic and terrible season finale
I mean WTF was even the point. So maddening!
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Why the heck did they even make Julia into a full blown goddess, for all of less than a day. It could have been such a great storyline. Then betrayed by Dean Fog, why? What would he get out of it? Magic is now rationed by the super annoying librarian. So what was the upside for him? Makes no sense at all. So angry about this!
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Over 2hrs of suck to get to the good part
Seriously? Such long-winded boring crap for 2[ hours to get to the small amount of fun and entertainment. Big fan of Pitt and Dicaprio, but gotta say this was not an Oscar worthy performance. Pitt has done way better roles than this.
Altered Carbon (2018)
The 8 rating is for Season 1. Season 2 would get about a 4.
Oh how this show fell off from a great Season 1 to a rather poor Season 2. Season 1 had a great story, fantastic visuals, and Kinneman did a fantastic job. Unfortunately Anthony Mackie could not deliver in comparison to Joel. He was very one dimensional emotion wise, and I just could not take him seriously. With Joel, you see the anger, anguish, regret, sadness, and you believe it. Not with Mackie, it's mostly him trying to portray anger and it just falls flat. The story for season 2 is also rather boring, and just doesn't make you want to engage or be eager for the next episode. The best part of season 2 is Poe.
Watchmen (2019)
Don't waste your time.
Episode 1 was pure garbage. 2 was a little better. 3 and 4 were decent, and then it just got worse and worse.
Joker (2019)
Skip this
Boring, pretentious, and highly predictable. If you need a movie to help you fall asleep this is a great choice.
It Chapter Two (2019)
Waste of time
Almost 3 hours of overused special effects to compensate for a crappy, and often boring script.
Gotcha! (1985)
Great Movie
I remember seeing this movie when it first came out, it instantly became one of my favorites. IT was fun, had a nice plot, and Linda Fiorentino was a bombshell. If those that have seen it did not notice, but this movie can pretty much be single handedly thanked for PAINTBALL. In fact when the movie came out they even had the Gotcha Guns, which was pitched by quarterback Jim McMahon. The game was played by Anthony edwards(E.R, Top Gun) and his friends around college, they each had a id card and were assigned a person to kill, honestly I thought it to be a great idea that could be a lot of fun.so everyone that is out there playing paintball every weekend which I am sure there are a lot of you, thank this movie. If you are a fan of the 80's this is a definite must see.