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Evil Dead (2013)
meh
Being a huge evil dead fan (bruce cambell), i bought this when it came out on dvd......ive only watched it once, honestly i felt it didnt live up to the franchise, to avoid any spoilers im gonna leave out details, the plot felt kinda meh in my opinion, the acting was rather solid but it felt like the characters were trying to die, some things that happened in the movie made me go "why would you do that???". For me evil comprises of EVIL DEAD, EVIL DEAD 2, ARMY OF DARKNESS and ASH VS EVIL DEAD, this doesnt make the cut for me, it felt more like a monster slasher flick reminiscient of micheal myers or friday the 13th (none of which i enjoyed personally, except maybe jasonx and freddy vs jason), this feels like a poor remake, idve prolly enjoyed it a lot more if it was a true remake or a follow up of ash returning to the cabin for some reason, or hell if ash showed up to help the idiots would have made this 10 times more enjoyable, i feel that evil dead without bruce cambell isnt evil dead also
i will put a small spoiler in, mostly cuz of how utterly stupid 1 guy in the movie is, tho i dont know if itd really be a spoiler or not, when the guy opens the book it filled with warnings in english saying "DONT READ FROM THIS BOOK!"....so whats he do.....you guessed it, he reads from the book like an idiot, atleast in the original it was the tape recording that set everything in motion, this movie it was one guy who fills the cliched dumb blonde role, lol
so 5/10 for me, solid acting and sfx, but it falls because to me it didnt live up to the original, its good for a one time watch but thats it.
Treasure Hunter: Legend of the White Witch (2018)
*shaking my head*
I like randy couture as an actor, i liked him in the expendables (i own all three and have watched them several times), i recently watched the manson brothers midnight zombie massacre and enjoyed that movie a lot (i love zombie flicks but this is the first enjoyable one ive seen IN AWHILE, most are low budget trash), about 15 minutes in and i gave up, i couldnt watch it anymore, im sorry you got roped into this randy, i hope they gave you a bonus for agreeing to this, the true nightmare was for everyone acting in this film, im sure they stocked up on ulcer medication to get through it.
Maggots (2017)
possibly the worst ive ever seen
I watched this a couple of years ago but the new site i stream on lists the imdb rating and i was like "OH HELL NO, that aint right", everything user maarck6 said is true....except one thing, i dont think they used a green screen for this, the maggots look like still images super imposed into the movie in editing....they just bounce up and down and if im remembering correctly the sound they make is " HEHEHEHEHEHE" like some fat kid chuckling cuz he found the damn cookies. And honestly there is no way to spoil this movie by stating anything in it.......the story is more or less non existent, i swear i felt my brain cells dying as i slogged through this, and i skimmed it after the 1st 5 minutes or so cuz i was hoping it might get better......it doesnt, not sure if it got worse because there is literally no way to tell the whole thing is that bad, ive seen some bad sfx but this has got to be the worst alongside velocipastor (oh god i wanted to gouge my eyes out because of how stupid that movie was, the addition of ninjas made it even dumber) but between these 2 movies it impossible to tell which is worse, thank god for imdb, i scroll through pages of horror movies and use imdb as a reference to see if its worth watching....though there have been a few that got me to watch a movie i regretted (lamb for example, that was a stupid movie too, but atleast it was well made so that was a plus for it, lol), honestly i hope the actors got a good paycheck, as a movie this bad can prevent any future a list acting opportunities...though in all honestly they prolly chose to slink into obscurity to avoid being associated with the film, haha
so ill say this in closing
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT WATCH THIS ATROCITY!!!