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festermatt
IMDb member since December 2001
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The Monkey's Mask (2000)
Pseudo-intellectual drivel
24 December 2002 - 12 out of 26 users found this review helpful.
This is supposed to be a mystery with erotic undertones. It failed. The mystery is so shallow that no one cares who killed the angry, easy, young poet. The lesbian undertones don't work, the voiceovers don't work and the only thing that I enjoyed was some of the cinematography. Boring movie disguised as intellectual, but with nothing smart to say.
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Blame It on Rio (1984)
Acting bad; scenery good
7 February 2002 - 3 out of 10 users found this review helpful.
A sex farce with beautiful scenery and really bad acting. Michelle Johnston can't act at all, but looks good naked. Noone would believe that she could fall for Michael Caine, an old man. Overall, looks good, but the acting is bad. Watch with the sound off. 5/10.
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