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No Retreat No Surrender (1985)
Cheesey 80's action brilliance!!!!!!!!!
From the stilted dialogue, through the ridiculous storyline, the amazing disco sequence and a rousing finale the sheer spirit of this FUN FUN FUN movie shines through. Forget all the computer generated fights of today, this how it was and should be. Over the top, funny, satisfying and possible. They don't make 'em like this anymore, and more's the shame.
Intruder (1989)
Great - so long as it's the uncut version!!!!!
A true feast for horror fans, weird camera angles, fun dialogue, very predictable story, tongue rammed through it's tattered cheek. Sadly though, usually cut to hell by over zealous censors. Gone is the superb head-cut-in-half with a bandsaw, the 15 cleaver blows to the body, 5 whacks with the severed head - and much more. The American and Australian 'R' rated versions are pointless. Hold off and track down the full version, beleive me it's worth it. The best gore this side of Day Of The Dead!!