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Arkitekten (2023)
Amazing underrated norway show
A little show with a lot of meanings and a very powerful capitalist message, there is something that we have in common with the female protagonist, we are just always look for ourselves and we just ignore the other people, we are just in a game where we feel that we need to always win, we are predators in this savage world, and unfortunately we are just monster
That's why you always need to think about the others, its ok to be goos people guys, lest stop the war and the fighting and lest be better individuals, we need to live in this awful worlds, the least we need to do is be better persons.
Kusuriya no hitorigoto (2023)
Amazing story
One of the best female protagonists in any anime, she is similar than Freiren, both are strong and very smart beautiful women, there are not a lot of main leads like these two and in the same year 2023-2024 we have both that are excellent
This show has a lot of complex characters and its true the episodes can feel episodic, its not that bad because everyone in the show it's somehow connected to each other, the storylines are powerful and some are tragic and that makes the journey very enjoyable, there is not a villain villain here, there are just bad and good people, there are some nasty personality's here overall a great anime 9/10.
Palm Royale (2024)
Its ok
Ricky Martin was the only reason i watched this to be honest and maybe Laura Dern, i just didn't enjoy this show too much, its just average and not very well acted, im kinda sad that this is not very goos because the cast it's just amazing but ok, i can do anything about that to be completely honest, its just not very interesting and it doesn't look good it looks kinda sheap, i guess the budget was limited but some of the outfits they don't look very good, but its ok I guess, its a show for old ladies and they are not very nitpicking to be honest, ok that's all goodbay thanks for reading my review.
Sabrina (1954)
The first romantic comedy
This is the godfather of comedian and romantic movies for me, its just a classic, Hepburn it's just beautiful and every men dreams of marrying her, she is just a goddess in mu humble opinion, i love her voice, her legs, her acting and talent, she is just the whole packet and she was my first love, she is just an amazing person and will he forever alive in my heart and in my mind, love her so much and she is my favorite actress, the story us the basic romantic comedy storyline but doesn't matter because Hepburn it amazing in everything she does and you know it, overall average movie to be honest.
Challengers (2024)
Amazing and horny
If a movie makes you hard three times it because its doing something good, this is the best sexual drama of the year, its going to become a classic just like fatal attraction and the other 90s Michael Douglas sexual movies, i love this movie, the 3 main actors are incredible, especially Connor, he is the best of the movies for me, Zendaya as a Femme Fatale its just hot AF
Luca is becoming one of the best directors working today just like Ari and Yurgos, these 3 are the future of cinema, Scorsese can be at ease because cinema is alive and we are lucky to be alive to witness this masterpiece of movies.
La vie d'Adèle (2013)
Best romantic drama of all time?
Best romantic movie i have ever seen, the sex scenes, the music, the acting its just perfection, these two actresses are amazing, i love this film those two make this film work and i know why the two girls won the palm de oro alongside the director in cannes, they never do that
Lea and Adele are one of the best couple in movies, everything about them feel real and authentic, i love the looks, the touches, the kisses its like they are really in love, the age gap doesn't really matter, its just a movie, stop exaggerating guys,
The sex scenes are probably the best sex scenes of all time, they make you feel alive, wonderful performances.
Blood for Dust (2023)
Ok breaking bad lookalike movie
It was ok, a couple of well know faces a average script and a mediocre director it's everything you need to make a movie this age, nothing interesting nothing new it's just the same basics idea combined of every crime movie of the last 10 years. I can make something better than this after watching a lot of crimes movies i know i can,
Kit Harrington outside of Game Of Thrones its bad, his career its just bad, I feel bad for the guy first he lost the love of his life, the queen of dragons and now his career its just mediocre and forgettable such a shame, so sad that makes me feel, i wanna cry tbh.
Grizzly Man (2005)
He didn't deserve this
He was a caring and a good guy he deserves more, if you care about animals you are automatically a good person, This guys was a hero, so ok i know maybe you don't feel sympathy for him, but he was a caring human being and deserve our respect, so stop saying mean things to him. Especially if you are not vegan, that's the true for everything, so i hope everything changes and we can respect this magnificent beasts, goodbay Timothy and goodluck in the heaven of bears where you probably are, i love you and you deserve the world and i will pray for you in the lonely nights, love you my guy, bless. You.
Sôsô no Furîren (2023)
Manga is better
Manga is better but this still a very solid show, with a little dragging in the middle, 28 episodes its a weird number for a show to be honest and this anime its aa proof that less its something better, 24 episodes would have been better for one reason, just put the tournament thing in the beginning of the second season, the priest character its quickly gone and that's bad because he its the member that the main team of character its lacking, that's why i was kinda sad that he is gone the other direction, come on mangaka, just put his destination the same as Frieren but that's me just being nitpicking, overall best anime of 2023-2024.
Elizabeth (1998)
Boring
Just a simple and not very interesting historical movie with a average Cate performance to be honest m, this is definitely the worst oscar nomination by her, she didn't enjoy making this, i now know why Meryl Strepp didn't wanted to appear in this movie
Ok now lets talk about ex footballer Eric Cantona, he and Cassel are the best part of this movie, they are amazing and i hate united, im a gunner myself, Joseph Finess did this movie a year before Shakespeare in love and he is excellent as a horny love interest pf our queen, this movie lacks something, i think this film lacks Judi Dench in the cast.
Knox Goes Away (2023)
Good solid thriller
Keaton second directorial, he is also the protagonist, he is great in this, he has dementia just like Bruce Willis, he is good in that aspect, you believe he has dementia
Pacino and Marcia have little and interesting cameos, they are not important, the best actor in the whole thing is Marsten from the sonic movies, he is actually pretty believable as the son of the killers Knox
The camera work and dialogue are ok I guess, the things that make this work for me was the plot, its very unexpected and i really didn't expect that ending, i really likes the ending, watch this movie next Sunday when you have nothing better to do.
Reacher (2022)
He is the next Arnold
This guy its hige he is probably the next Arnold, Alan has everything he is handsome, funny, buff and has charisma unlike Stallone or Rourke, he has everything to be a daddy action hero and this show proof's that, he sleep with a different girl every season, he kills the bad guys, he is everything we guys want to be, he has the ladies and the brothers to help him in his missions, and he delivers , if he says that he is going to throw someone out of a plain, he is definitely doing it, he is a terminators and we need him, i hope the next season its in my state, the always great Michigan i will wait for him.
Forooshande (2016)
Fantastic
Powerful movie and amazing acting, im glad id did win oscar for best foreign movie, im in love with this director, this and the separation are pretty good, im excited to watch the other 7 movies tbh, im super happy for this director, he is amazing and i hope Hollywood can apreciate that we need more directors from Iran, anyways thats all
The final sequence its one of the best sequences pf all time but the credits music ruined completely tue atmosphere for me, bad choice of music for the credits can be very punishing for this, lets hope everything its good in the end for the old man, he is a bad person but he is probably a good dad and husband, people like that exist even if you don't believe, maybe you are one of those awful people, sho knows?
Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024)
Entertaining
A very beautiful looking movie with fantastic action sequences. Im amazed, everyone looks amazing, Kong, Baby kong, Godzilla and the evil monkey.
The humans like always are kinda boring, a mute girl a otaku, the typical short hair girl and some kind of Animal Dentist, the girl and the vet are an ex couple, nobody cares about that to be honest
The final fight it's incredible, everything else it's generic, so that's everything i have to say, there is cameo but im not ruining the surprise for you, overall that's all, happy thanksgiving everyone, goodbay and good night. Watch this movie, guys, just watch it ok.
I'm Not There (2007)
Weird AF
Didn't understand nothing just as Dylan songs, weird but the performance are incredible and very well done, specially Blanchett and Bale, the little guy didn't know that actor but he is barely in here, Ledger was amazing too same as Gere this is my top Bod Dylans
1. Cate
2. Bale
3. Ledger
4. Gere
5. James Bond one
6 little guy
I enjoy this not gonna lie, but i just need help to undertand, i need someone to help me to understand the movie, if it is a girl it would be better actually, anyways i put my hotmail here if you want to help me undertand the movie ladys
Jonsitoa thanks girls. Bay adios ok.
Humane (2024)
Very bad and mediocre
Boring and nothing new here, is just another boring family fighting against each other, im watching this everyday in my family, my mother fighting over with my dad because of her thinking he cheat on her, my sister and the psychological problems and food problems, my brother and his depression and my grandma with her dementia, my family is a mess, but we are together, that's what family do, they stick together, this movie family is just weak and immaturity that's why in proud of my family
Sorry i needed to get this off my chest, im suffering right here, i seriously need help, any kind of help to be honest.
Tsubaki Sanjûrô (1962)
Ok movie
My least favorite by now Kurosawa movie, its not that deep and there is not a lot if interesting things happening m, he is only there protecting this weak guys and the MC is kind of annoying in an annoying way, nit a lot of action and lack of substance
7/10 solid, even a mediocre movie like this its a 7/10 that's tells you everything about Akira and why he is the best director of all time, anyways, the girls in this movie were funny and the villain was kind of a douche, that's all, im happy i saw this and now i can forget and continue my Kurosawa marathon. No one is going to read this review.
Unfrosted (2024)
Weird movie and a mess
What a mess of a movie, im tired of this, it makes no sense, its not funny or creative, the two kids are annoying, every character is dumb, im exhausted of watching this, i wanna cry tbh, so sad that movies like this are founded, Jerry its just not a good director, he can be funny sometimes, but he is not a director, i hope he can learn from this, lest just hope that we can all improve in our jobs, because this is sad, this is pathetic and very weird, i don't inow what to do to forget this guys, so sad
The death scene was the only kind of funny thing in here, lets just hope everything can improve on Jerry direction skills in the future.
Coffee and Cigarettes (2003)
Nothing better than a good cigarette with the right person
It was q very great experiment by Jim with a giant cast of actors but with little substance, but that's ok because this is just some kind of experiment and its not a movie per se, its just 17 scenes together and they are not really connected, just enjoy the adventure while you drink vegan milk, only weirdos drink cow milk and a good vegan cigarette too and lest go to town baby
I don't know what else to say to be honest, ok Bill Murray scene was funny and Cate was a very moving piece of media ok that's practically all goodbay guys, i hope to see you soon another day ok, i have like 10000 reviews in this site, i just enjoy writing you know.
The Idea of You (2024)
Basic movie for the girls
A very basic movie with the typical plot line of two people getting in love but because age and circumstances the idea of the two being together is unthinkable
It has the break up and separation thing half the movie as always, it the genders were reversed this movie would be creepy and you know it, come on you know it, Anne Hathaway its amazing like always but this is just the most basic and safe performance of her, the boy band dude its just a British pretty face and nothing else to be honest, the group choreography and lyrics are made by AI and are so basic, kpop groups like BTS and Seventeen are a lot better
Overall, its ok 6/10 forgettable and for the girls in the house to get horny.
Pluto (2023)
Only for smart people
This show is hard to understand, only high IQ can understand and some people can get a little frustrated because of that, and that's ok, its ok to be a little slow sometimes
The dilemas and complex themes of course are hard for me to explain in here, and i doubt you can understand it tbh, its not because im brilliant or something like that its because it take me 10 years to understand the social dilemma after i just read the Urasawa manga masterpiece, i don't like this as much as his other work, Monster but still its very enjoyable to experience if you are smarter than most people
So my review its a warning, if you are mentally tired because of your job or your wife don't watch this, its hard to understand if you are not 100% committed.
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Horny and gory
The horniest one in the franchise
This is why i never get in rollercoaster, there is always thqt possibilities that accidenta can happen, and more in my third world country awful roller coaster conditions, there is no six flag over here.
Ranking deaths
1:nails gun
2:emo boy getting crushed
3:tan girls
4:gym one
5:train sequence
My lest favorite in the franchise tbh, i like Ramona Flawers and the main guy personality's, but that's overall all, i didn't enjoy the history and the soundtrack it's pathetic, some actors are just not good to act in a big franchise as this, we deserve more, i hope final destination 6 its good please fingers close.
Final Destination 2 (2003)
Good sequel
A very decent sequel for one of the most traumatizing movies of my childhood, better deaths, better characters, vest effects, better history than the first one, and i very like the first final destination movie,
The scene with the logs its very memorable and gory
Ranking death scenes
1: Rory scene omg
2 Nora elevator
3 Brian explosion
4. Clear and Eugene hospital
5. Evan (awful death tbh)
6. Kat trapping in car scene
7. Tim disappointing scene
The action was ok, they are not the best characters but at least they are having fun, they seem like a nice kids, i hope they careers were good, i have no idea.
Abigail (2024)
Very bloody fun
A very gore and bloody movie, i was a little bit sick watching this movie just like ready or not of the same director, the cast is very unique and has a lot of different characters, some dumb some inteligente and some
I never knew where this movie was going and that's great, im glad i didn't Watch any of the trailers of promotionals for this movie, that make the experience better for me.
Angus Cloud RIP was the character we born to play,
Melisa Barrero its a fantastic scream girl, Alisha Weir is fantastic as the ballet vampire and very scary tbh, Dan Stevens make you hate his character, Kevin Durand its the goofy one like always, Kathryn Newton was cute and the comedic relief, William Catlett was the bad ass guy.
Everyone plays their part perfect and the blood scene we're great overall good scary movie.
Blind Vaysha (2016)
Beautiful story of a "blind" girl who cant see anything but at the same time she can see everything
Beautiful short should win the oscar but the academy prefer disney kid stuff without any message as piper short, this is amazing, i can relate ti the girl in this video tbh i always seeing anything except the present that's why i like this bulgarian short; it made me cry and remember better times as a child in my poor neighborhood
Im definitely watching this every year for the rest of my life, this is probably the last thing i will ever saw, thank god that this short exist in this hard current times that we are living, goodbay and thank god for me, congratulations to the director im definitely a fan of him now.