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jadewolthuis
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The Little Vampire 3D (2017)
Pretty good, Movie for real vampire fans ONLY!
Okay, first of all have you seen the COW? That was pretty awesome, Tony and his vampire boyfriend trek through the woods of germany (I LOVE GERMANY!!) and are chased around by a gruesome twosome of attempted child murderers, while i do not condone their actions. In surviving and escaping these two, the boys formed a sort of subtextual romantic tension that is clear to literally everyone who sees the movie. It's sort of sweet, the movie feels the need to show that Tony is not in fact gay, by making him like a girl. But this is to distract from the fact the homies truly are in love. I'm watching this from the perspective of just some person watching random dutch movies, but i'm sure kids would like it too, it's not too impressive, but it impressed me with it's stunning cow.