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Feardotcom (2002)
That goddamned Mark Suckerburg
I was aware that facebook stole my personal information but damn, this movie predicted this all along, I am literally shaking in my boots of the thought that that damned matt sückerburg is reading the intimate conversations I have with my mother on a daily basis. While these conversations accure from a place of motherly love, I bet this isn't perceived by Markus that way, his dirty mind is probably twisting everything we said and judging us for being too openly about our sexual interactions. Anyway the movie was cool, I wished they used myspace in the movie to connect with the youth more. The movie started off with an amazing train scene and then my netflix kept buffering. I still use the netflix account from my dumbassed ex girlfriend Jessica, I changed passwords so now I can say that it's MY netflix, she got the kids, I got lucky and got sweet movies for free. She told me that if I don't change it back she would end her subscription but I threatened to kick her dad in his plumsack if she does. Anyway, gotta watch all the netflix movies before that happens, bye
Five Across the Eyes (2006)
It's okay
I really liked the part where they were in the car and screaming and confused, which luckily for me was about the length of the whole movie. This is always been a fetish of mine to be scaring girls like that (harmless of course) This movie helped me figure out what I want to be when I grow up, a spooky man chasing girls in the dark with my car. To bad I'm a skinny wimp who can't beat up even woman. It all started when I was younger and fell of my bike and my mom gave me so many kisses that I started to fall even more on purpose (once time she even kissed my mouth) I link this movie with the events of my mother kissing me. I think only psychopaths like this movie like me and i'm really happy I bought it for only 10 bucks in the movie store!
Cemetery Gates (2006)
Some parts in this film are not that good actually
I liked 80% of this interesting movie but sometimes the dialogue wasn't that convincing, like the stoner guys Dennis and Kevin clearly weren't that stoned. I've seen a lot of high people and there eyes were always red. I liked the blond girl because she acted like she was really stupid.The transitions between scenes were amazing, I even know how to do that with movie maker makes the movie hit pretty close to home. Then my mom come in the room and saw the booby scene, I wasn't allowed to continue. My review would end there but IMDb didn't want me to upload it if my text was not at the minimum length of 10 lines. It makes me remind myself of high school. This is not an assay IMDb, please let me upload my review or I'll call the people who are responsible
The Cry (2007)
Please don't have kids if you're wive is a homicide
*SPOILERS*
This movie is about little Rob and his red ball, or so i thought, he was kill. Amazing plot twist in the first three minutes. Sometimes the movie was actually really good but I didn't fully focus on it in person. My brother insisted on watching the movie because of his inner hatred towards our mother who is a drunken alcohol. I was busy with my hot girlfriend Jessica on snapchat. The car scene was a bit weird. The cradle baby infant is a horrible actor who should be ashamed of him/herself. Jessica wanted to skype so I didn't watch the rest but my brother said it was good so I rate it a 5. he's really good with movies and saw a lot of movies like advengers and batman.