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Revelations (2005)
Why do Christians have to shove their beliefs down everyone else's throat
I'm am tired of Christians thinking they own the country. They moved to America to escape religious persecution and have done nothing but persectue people who don't carry similar beliefs. Instead of embracing other religions and cultures they look at you as if their is something wrong with for not taking Jesus as your savior, and openly make statements like "doesn't it bother you that you are going to hell".
There is something seriously wrong with a religion that teaches that a murderer can get into heaven if he repents and takes Jesus as his savior but tells Jews on a daily basis that they are going to hell.
Jesus was Jewish, if he came back to life 2000 years later he would still be Jewish. The Jews are god's chosen people, but for the last 2000 years they have been persecuted by Christians and Muslims.
Look what the Christians did with the Crusades and Inquistion. How many people were murdered, raped and beaten in the name of Christ.
Tilt (2005)
I have seen better acting in tough act in' Tinactin.
Wow, the only acting I have seen this bad was in the movie Showgirls. This girl that plays Miami acts as if she studied under Elizabeth Berkley. The writing is awful to be kind. It seems like the only hand Michael Madson can turn over is a straight holding crap cards like a 5 and an 8 to pull a straight. That girl who plays young Miami should have her SAG card taken away. This show is terrible for the poker community. It gives the impression that to be a successful poker player you have to be a cheat. People are not going to go to Vegas and play in big money games it they think they are being cheated by friends who all sit at the same table.
The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Why do Christians hate the Jews?
Not all Jews hated Jesus. The Jews that followed his teachings became the first Christians. Because one bad Jew, Caiphus, turned him over to the Romans, Jews have been marked ever since. With the Inquisition and the Holocaust over 10 million Jews have been killed in the name of Christ. I thought Jesus taught about love and forgiveness, but the Popes during the Inquisition decided to kill and torture anyone who wasn't a Christian.
Wasn't the first Pope, Paul. Isn't Paul a Jew. Aren't the 12 apostles Jews? The Romans killed Christ not the Jews but at the time the New Testament was starting to be written about 70ad, the Romans were still in charge and the Jews were causing uprisings which made them an easy target.
Is the Passion anit-semetic? Of course it is. The fact that Mel Gibson treats and evil person like Pontius Pilate as a tortured soul is rediculous. Pilate would crusify people for looking at him funny, yet he was conflicted about Jesus.
Walking Tall (2004)
You can smell what the Rock is cooking from a mile away
Wow did this movie stink. I love the Rock. He is the most entertaning wrestler ever, why is he making such bad movies. Other than the fact that he is outacted by a 2x4 piece of wood and the guy from JackAss this movie has nothing to do with the original. They throw in a cheap blonde as a love interest, you are thinking she should be figting Trish Stratus in a bra and panties match. He should have had better supporting characters, like putting in his buddy Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince Mcmahon would have been a better bad guy then the blonde pretty boy model they chose. His nephew is so irritating you really don't care whether he dies from meth or not. All in all I think the coming attractions lasted longer than this movie. I only wish I was big enough to lay the smackdown on the Rock's candyass and get my $4.50 back.
Desert Heat (1999)
Best Vam Damm movie I ever saw
This movie was great. I especially like Pat Morita playing the Harvey Keital character from Pulp Fiction as the Handyman. Killing white trash left and right. He does very little acting and supporting players have most of the lines which make this work. The problem with most Van Damme movies is overacting by both him and the bad guys, so you don't really care when they die. You know you are a bad actor when you are upstaged by Cory Everson like in Double Impact, a real stinker. This movie was fun to watch. It won't win him an oscar but he won't get the golden raspberry either. Babes galore in this, including Gabrielle Fitzpatrick and Jamie Pressly.
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Maybe the worst movie ever made.
This movie was awful plain and simple. The people who call this movie great are the same idiots who walk into a New York art gallery see a blank canvis for $50,000 and think it's a work of art. Only Eurotrash who sit in Grenich village drinking thier cafe lattes and smoking will appreciate this piece of garbage.
I must admit the trailor was great. It made me go see the movie. I was sucker punched. How bad is the movie if the only Golden globe nomination went to Cameron Diaz who is in the movie for like 10 minutes.
Jason Lee should stick with Kevin Smith movies. This movie wasn't half as entertaning as Jay and Silent Bob.
Vanila Sky, the Majestic, Ali, all have Oscar Buzz and all stunk. Oscar lost all of its credability after rewarding Chariots of Fire with Best picture and giving Ghandi best costume design, they wore sheets. Lets not forget giving the Oscar to Hillary Swank who was outacted bt Pat Morita in the next Karate Kid and could barely hold her own against Tori Spelling in Bev Hill 90210.
Forget making movies for Oscar voters and make a movie people want to see
Ali (2001)
Is God awful a rating.
This movie made no sense. Its starts with Sam Cooke singing loud in nightclub and I could not hear any talking over most of the music blaring. Ali is supposed to be the champ but he lives in a rat dive apt and is broke yet they never say if the muslims stole all of his money.
This movie spends way too much time on the Muslim crap, which isn't too popular after Sept 11th. And he goes through women like toliet paper. There are flashback scenes that make no sense and are we really to believe he get a divorce because his wife wore makeup.
They should have spent much more time on his wild press conferences. They left out the one when he fights Joe Frazier. Ali's greatest comments is when he was insulting Joe Frazier and it Mann only gave it 5 seconds of screen time. Instead he spends the entire movie around the Muslim influence.
He gets off the plane in Zaire, and the people immeditately start chanting Ali Bumaye which is not accurate. Ali started that chant himself. When we were kings was a documetary that is about 100x better than ALI.
Mykilti Williamson is awful as Don King. Ving Rhames was much better in the tv movie Only in America. I cannot imagine Mykilti in anything other than Bubba telling Forrest about lemon and pineapple shrimp.
And I could not understand one thing Jamie Foxx said as a worthless Ali corner man. Ron Silver was not believable as Angelo Dundee and Paul Rodriguez doesn't have one line as Ferdie Pachenko.
Mann should have included the fun things surrounding Ali including the great Dean Martin Roast to Ali. Instead this movie is a downer.
I was really looking forward to seeing this movie and was totally unimressed