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The Ledge (2022)
Nonchalantly hanging out on a ledge of my seat
Why did they do this? Spoiler alert the most evil insane unrealistic character of movie history reveals that he's also banging his busted up buddy's girlfriend every Friday night. It just gets better and better as you go. I feel like whoever got convinced to make this film has sat through a few amway or juice plus meetings at some point bc damn they've been had. But joke's on us, even though I'm not sure it's supposed to be.
If I were able to go back in time and stop this film from being made, I wouldn't, bc I've already wasted too much time watching it and typing this, but it's remarkable that they made it still, and I respect it in a reverse mind fockery twisted logic type of way.
Into the Deep (2022)
Why not make a better movie?
The acting wasn't bad, and you can't blame them anyway with such an insane, holey script. It just seems like there's so many other ways to tighten this up and make it a worse dead calm. "I can"t swim"... 10 mins later... cmon let's go for a swim hahaha. I want to see the script... where it says and then Lexy rides off into the ocean with a full tank of gas in her jet ski and a full heart dead set on revenge. If they made it bad as a joke then I'll move it up to 5 stars, just let us know. And her poor dad is still wondering if he lost his only child and wife now even until this moment. Make a sequel!