maremarlark Reviews

The Wild Stallion (2009)

Don't Waste Your Time Or Money

[3/10 · 19 April 2013]

Pretty much everyone else has already said it all. The acting was downright embarrassing. The adults were the worst, especially the bad guys. Even Connie Sellica was awful. The kids were much better actors than the adults.

The "black" Stallion is really brown. That's actually an insult to the viewer. Just how stupid do the producers think we are, that we're going to buy in that the horse is really black? Were you really so hard up you couldn't find a black horse anywhere to use for the film? Couldn't you have least used dye, or doctored up the film to make the horse look black? I wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't even a stallion, or even a male horse.

I still have this on, but am only paying half attention to it now. I hate stopping a show before seeing it through to the end. That's why I'm warning future viewers to not even bother starting the movie at all.

The Terminators (2009 Video)

Just plain Yikes!

[1/10 · 21 August 2009]

Just got done watching this on my DVR off of the SyFy Channel.

Oh my! I don't think I've ever seen a collective group of bad acting in one piece of film in my life! I've seen A Martinez and Jeremy London in other things, and never been turned off by their acting. But either they were drug down by the bad actors around them, or by the writing or whatever. But man it was just plain bad.

And the kicker is the end. After all the shooting, spurting blood, screaming and everything, the thing that finally stops the T5's in the end is a flip of a glorified light switch! Why didn't they try to do that in the first place, instead of trying to access that computer terminal? And why weren't the original people on the space station unable to do that? Never heard of the Asylum that folks are talking about here. But its good info to know now. Now I'll know in advance when not to waste my time.