If you don't know German, you won't like this film as much with subtitles. The subtitles are not that good and accurate according to what is being said. To enjoy this movie nicely learning German is the only way. Any type of English dub will ruin it even more. The movie is hilarious will all this kids picking on teachers, then the teachers kick them in the balls back. The way the main character (Zeki Müller) is so funny where the children F with him first. He does not F them back, he freaking shoves a whole tank on those kids. The ending is surprisingly much better than most American movie endings where they focus on being as groundbreaking as possible, this movie makes it very simple. Best German movie I've ever seen, that's it.
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The Office
(2005–2013)
NBC's greatest show will last forever
13 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
The office (2005) is a remake of the British office (2001) and is way better. Where the British office makes the cast be a-holes to each other here the show focuses on giving these characters each different journeys some small, some big.
The characters that go on big journeys are Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) and Pam Beesly (Jenna Fisher) who are going on a love journey. For the first few seasons there just taking it slow and at the end of the show you feel like everything had gone so good with the journey.
Another character that goes on a pretty big journey that lasts 5 seasons is Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) who hates his co-workers and the only one he loves is Angela, he goes through a very long break up in the first of those 5 seasons. But, at the end of the show you feel that the journey hadn't even happened it just came to mind.
But the star of the show Micheal Scott (Steve Carell), is most known for memes and jokes. He actually does go on a pretty satisfying journey, he's on the show for 7/9 seasons because of a deal he signed with NBC. But in season 4 there's this character named holly which he has a love interest in, but in just a few episodes after she came she had to go somewhere far away from Scott. So Micheal keeps dating different girls, and even goes to this club meant for some kind of sexy interesting stuff for men to go to. But in the end of season 7 you just feel happy for Michael completing his journey. Although at the last episode of the show they do bring him back for just the right amount of time to complete another journey which everyone completed. He said that now sconce everyone is happy together and married to each other and referring to him as a father to everyone (Probably mostly referring to Erin because she lost her parents and Micheal acted as her father).
So the show was great there is a fun group of characters in this you might like the show has a happy ending and it has atliest one favorite character that you might like! (For me it's Dwight and Micheal)
The characters that go on big journeys are Jim Halpert (John Krasinski) and Pam Beesly (Jenna Fisher) who are going on a love journey. For the first few seasons there just taking it slow and at the end of the show you feel like everything had gone so good with the journey.
Another character that goes on a pretty big journey that lasts 5 seasons is Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) who hates his co-workers and the only one he loves is Angela, he goes through a very long break up in the first of those 5 seasons. But, at the end of the show you feel that the journey hadn't even happened it just came to mind.
But the star of the show Micheal Scott (Steve Carell), is most known for memes and jokes. He actually does go on a pretty satisfying journey, he's on the show for 7/9 seasons because of a deal he signed with NBC. But in season 4 there's this character named holly which he has a love interest in, but in just a few episodes after she came she had to go somewhere far away from Scott. So Micheal keeps dating different girls, and even goes to this club meant for some kind of sexy interesting stuff for men to go to. But in the end of season 7 you just feel happy for Michael completing his journey. Although at the last episode of the show they do bring him back for just the right amount of time to complete another journey which everyone completed. He said that now sconce everyone is happy together and married to each other and referring to him as a father to everyone (Probably mostly referring to Erin because she lost her parents and Micheal acted as her father).
So the show was great there is a fun group of characters in this you might like the show has a happy ending and it has atliest one favorite character that you might like! (For me it's Dwight and Micheal)
Spider-Man: No Way Home
(2021)
A gift to Spider-Man and the 4th phase of the MCU
13 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Spider-Man: No Way Home isn't just the third Sony-MCU movie it's way more than that. Spider-Man: No Way Home has expanded the MCU's need for more Spider-Man in it and has expanded the Spider-Verse! It has United Spider-Man Tobey miguire, Spider-Man Andrew Garfield, and Spider-Man Tom holland. It ends with the whole MCU world forgetting who Peter Parker is and Spider-Man is a lonely crime fighter, but it ends in such a smart way that Doctor Strange still remembers, and how everyone is saved. The fact that the last scene is just Spider-Man swinging in the night definitely means there is more Spider-Man coming in the MCU, there are the two spider-verse films coming, and morbius, there will also be an MCU madame web, and rumor has it that Spider-Man Tom Hollander might get a 4th film, and he might make appearances in Captain America: Brave New World, and Venom 3 witch is not definitely coming. Rumor also has it that Spider-Man will lead the avengers in avengers: secret wars.
Spider-Man will live forever with this!!!
13 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
It's no joke that into the spider-verse was a big step for Spider-Man and Sony pictures animation's style on animation. And yet it's sequel is an even bigger step for Spider-Man connecting even more spider-men into the main stream media. There is even an MCU reference in the begging of the movie and the trailers where Miguel O'Hara aka Spider-Man 2099 (voiced by Oscar Isaac) saying "don't even get me started on "Doctor Strange" and that little nerd back on earth 199999". It is implied that the MCU is word 199999, even though the Spider-Man movie that was referenced was No Way Home, and that movie said that the MCU was earth 616. But no it's not, that is the main stream for comics this movie implies that 616 is the comic universe, and the MCU is earth 199999. Which means that he entered the MCU to fix some problems involving spider man's from different universe's. I actually loved the ending where there's a cliffhanger that I won't spoil and an animator said that the sequel beyond the spider verse might be delayed because of overwhelming work schedule. But I honestly can't wait for Sony to expand the spider-verse.
The Watsons Go to Birmingham
(2013 TV Movie)
Not groundbreaking...
24 April 2023
The watsons go to Birmingham is the perfect definition of average. I didn't exactly like most of the book the only part of the book that was satisfying was the part where the bombing happened. The movie can be funny at times especially with some of Byron's lines, but most of the story is very basic. The bombing scene in the movie was a very unexpected turn in the movie and in the book. It was defenetly the most focused and relished scene trough out the movie. The book's audio duration was about 5 hours long, and the movie is 1 hour and 26 minutes long. So as you would expect everything is rushed and if you wanted to make everything breathe a little bit more you would wish is was 1 hour longer, yes it is that rushed! So the movie lacks a lot of focus and runtime, but in the end you will get an average impact movie that teaches you about black history.
Justice League
(2017)
Justice League IS GOOD
15 March 2023
I have not watched the Snyder cut but...
Batman is pretty good in this he is played by Ben Afflek. Batman is the one who unites the Justice League and leads them most of the time. He is also accompanied by Alfred who is well acted and serves a lot of emotion to Batman resurrecting Superman.
Superman does not come in the movie until the 3rd act. But Henry Cavill does a just ok job with him he had his own movie in the DCEU so he does not need to much establishing.
Wonder Woman is great as usual, she is great at fighting and also does not need to much build up because she has her own movie in the DCEU.
Aqua man is cot drinking several times he is an insensitive person and he is also kind of shady with his feelings but all around that he does not need much build up because he has his own DCEU movie.
The Flash and Cyborg are the ones who are the problems of the movie. They both don't have their own movies so they need build up. The movie doesn't give them any build up with results in the Flash just being there for a bunch of useless silly jokes, and Cyborg has no real pain when he gets his robot body and just brute for like 10 minutes of the movie.
Batman is pretty good in this he is played by Ben Afflek. Batman is the one who unites the Justice League and leads them most of the time. He is also accompanied by Alfred who is well acted and serves a lot of emotion to Batman resurrecting Superman.
Superman does not come in the movie until the 3rd act. But Henry Cavill does a just ok job with him he had his own movie in the DCEU so he does not need to much establishing.
Wonder Woman is great as usual, she is great at fighting and also does not need to much build up because she has her own movie in the DCEU.
Aqua man is cot drinking several times he is an insensitive person and he is also kind of shady with his feelings but all around that he does not need much build up because he has his own DCEU movie.
The Flash and Cyborg are the ones who are the problems of the movie. They both don't have their own movies so they need build up. The movie doesn't give them any build up with results in the Flash just being there for a bunch of useless silly jokes, and Cyborg has no real pain when he gets his robot body and just brute for like 10 minutes of the movie.
The fact I saw it on HBO Max!
13 March 2023
I just started watching DC Superhero girls on Netflix just because this movie did not give me any awnser to what's going on. I got none of this I thought it was going to be more Teen Titans GO! Instead of being 90% DC superhero girls. The ending is awful judging by this clarifying the Teen Titans had nothing important to do in this movie. What makes this movie so irritating even if you've watched DC superhero girls, the Teen Titans keep interrupting the adventure and focusing on stuff like ratings and this being a crossover. Although at the very end when they actually meet the girls, they have absolutely no important say in this. In the very very end the Justice League show is crossed over and even they are right about the Teen Titans being jokes having home video movies based on stuff like movies, space jam, and original teen titan crossovers.
MCU's Movie Order (2008 - 2019) - The Infinity Saga (Iron Man - Spider-Man: Far from Home)
(2019 Video)
MCU thoughts MCU vs. DCEU/DCU
25 February 2023
The Marvel cinematic universe is a great picture for all the characters, but it can get a little bit annoying that everything has to be connected and so long! Unlike the DCEU we're not everything is connected there are also some movies that are considered elseworld like Joker, or The Suicide Squad. Although MCU does have some separate ones that don't have any other Marvel characters like Chang Chi, and that's it! I'm not saying being connected is a bad thing, I just think maybe Marvel could make some separate movies. Also the biggest problem with the MCU is that every movie is rated PG-13! I was not allowed to see the MCU till I was 13, and there was no elseworld so there was no Marvel movie that was rated under PG-13! Unlike the DCEU we're many we're still PG-13, or heck even R, but there elseworld also has PG movies like The Lego Batman Movie, TTGO to the movies!, and DC league of super-pets. Although Sony has the rights to make Spider-man movies that gave us a PG movie called Spider-Man: Into the spider-verse, but many would argue that that is an into to Spider-Man not Marvel. They do not mention Iron Man once. So MCU has no introduction for kids under 13, they have no elseworld, and Spider-man is separate. But the pro is MCU is a fun inverse with great characters and fun humor, just maybe DCEU is just a little bit better.
Parks and Recreation
(2009–2015)
Great as hell
17 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Parks and Recreation is similar to the office sconce there both from the same broadcast company witch is NBC. Parks and Recreation has this one character that's played by Amy Phoeler called Leslie Knope who wants to make this town called Pawnee that has its issues but is also an amazing town better than big cities. The only thing that makes it a little bit worse than the office is that Aziz Ansari's character is just so awful that I just want them to wrap up the scene the moment he's on screen. I don't know maybe it's just that he is a lazy nobody that lost his own company, and works with a kinetic called Jean Ralphio played by Ben Schwarz. Although except for those two all the characters are pretty good.
Super Mario Bros.
(1993)
Mario Deserves BETTER!!!!!!!!!
25 November 2022
I have never played the game, but I've heard things about it and thought Mario was a great character. Movies are so posed to tell us what is the video game about. This movie is not about Mario it's about a man named Mario in a live action city called BROOKLYN. John Leguizamo is awful in this, but he was good in Ice Age. I am so glad in April 7 2023 Illumination + Nintendo are making a fully animated and super cute Mario movie. Sure, Illumination may have not bin the best option for Nintendo sconce it's Universals animation studio for gods sake!!! I thought there movies were cool so maybe 2023 Mario might be great to. Chris Pratt as Mario is completely off but as long as the visuals are good and jack black is there I'm fine. I saw this movie about 5 years ago on air. I remember the movie being very fast and sudden with its visuals, 2023 please fix that.
Anyways in conclusion the Super Mario Bros. Movie is an awful movie that DVD should be through in the bin!!! And go check out the 2023 Mario movie.
Anyways in conclusion the Super Mario Bros. Movie is an awful movie that DVD should be through in the bin!!! And go check out the 2023 Mario movie.
Despicable Me
(2010)
So so good
7 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Despicable me is my favorite animated movie because the idea of Gillian's competing with each other to hold the title "the greatest villain of all time" by stealing monuments and landmarks. The idea is just so dumb it's just so damn funny to see it in an animated feature! They also added this heartfelt aspect with Gru turning into a good guy buy love (Kinda cheesy) It just works so much that the whole movie is filled with excitement.
Then there are the minions, well..... I guess they didn't really do anything so they didn't rule the franchise yet but it all comes back in Despicable Me 3 and Minions: The rise of gru!
Then there are the minions, well..... I guess they didn't really do anything so they didn't rule the franchise yet but it all comes back in Despicable Me 3 and Minions: The rise of gru!
Lab Rats
(2012–2016)
Better than average.
4 October 2022
Lab Rats is not that Good at being a comedy show it is better at doing action science fiction acts the first season was pretty good. But then at the second season it gets more sci fi then comedy witch I don't mind, it's just that that's not what lab rats is about. The fourth season is defenetly the worst, I did not like this bionic academy it is not what lab rats is about. Tyrel Jackson Williams is okay in this, so is hal sparks but the rest of the cast is just annoying. This show is very bad at showcasing girl power in seasons 2-4, the girls just become an annoying joke. I guess sconce it's an XD Tv show it's fairly better than most Nickelodeon shows.
Henry Danger
(2014–2020)
It wasn't bad.
3 October 2022
I guess it isn't as bad as other paramount or Nickelodeon adaptations. I liked the creativity that came in to this show, and it's also very clear about what the world is in Henry danger. I did not like the humor, it wasn't as good as spongebobs humor. The humor is very rude and kinda mild. It just field like a show kids would watch, and parents being forced to watch it. I just thought this show was okay I don't have to watch something great like Pixar, Im okay with just a silly comedy. But what I did not like about this show was that the cast was manly a bunch of teenagers it just felt like a show that teenagers will understand, and kids will love anyway.
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