This movie reminds me of the time I saw Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey. This movie literally has a feel of nothingness to it. Like, what was the reason why they made this, idk. Madame web is one of the worst movies of the whole dam decade. All of the performances are bad and most of the characters you knew going into this movie like uncle Ben or the spider girls are barely in the movie. This isn't even a movie where it's so bad it's good, it's just plain awful. I honestly think I'm being nice to this movie by giving it two stars only because the actresses in this movie are hot. Overall though, don't watch this movie, go see Bob Marley instead.
Reviews
18 Reviews
The Exorcist
(1973)
The Scariest Movie of All Damn Time!
29 July 2023
When you think of horror movie probably think of films like Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, Psycho, etc. But none of them match up to the pure horror and disturbance in this film. Not only is the premise and story scary but the film itself has a dark history. While filming, two people actually died on set, which makes the movie all the more scarier. Now a days there are all sorts of films about exorcisms and all but none of them aren't as scary or great as this original film. Sure, maybe the concept now a days is tiring but this is the film that really started it all. Definitely a film to watch if you think you can handle it.
Rear Window
(1954)
The most interesting, mysterious and thrilling film I've seen
29 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
When it comes to Alfred Hitchcock, he's directed a bunch of great films like Psycho, North by Northwest and Vertigo but I think Rear Window might just be his best one of all time. James Stewart does an amazing job in this film and his character is very interesting, especially since he's handicapped. The movie has some dark turns and glues you to your seat with the mystery in this film. By the end, you wonder if James Stewart's character will survive since the villain is trapping him, leading him to fall through the window. It's a much watch for everyone and defintely one of the greatest films of all time!
Halloween Is Grinch Night
(1977 TV Movie)
What the heck does this have to do with Halloween?
3 March 2023
This film honestly made like no sense. First off, since when did the grinch live near people other than who's and also there's not one mention of Halloween in this movie other than the first 3 seconds where they're introducing the title. The story isn't bad though and the songs are very catchy but the film kinda just doesn't connect to the grinch. Like if this movie was not about the grinch and wasn't titled Halloween is Grinch Night, then it honestly would've probably gotten like 8 stars instead of 4. If you're just looking for a short film to watch, maybe this isn't a bad choice but if you're looking to watch a halloween movie, this isn't the one you should go with.
Sesame Street
(1969– )
Classic kids show
3 March 2023
No matter how old you get, this show can never be hated on, ever! It teaches kids kindness and all and this was the show I watched the most throughout my childhood until I was about 7. Even though I don't watch it anymore and I wouldn't just sit on my couch and decide to watch Sesame Street, it's still a show I love. As a matter of fact, I used to collect almost every Sesame Street stuff animal when I was 3 or 4 years old. My sister now watches the show today and every time she puts it on when I walk in, I just watch like an episode or two, just to remember my childhood at times. I even I the Lego set for the show. This is a show that almost every kid should watch and when people get older and don't watch it anymore, they shouldn't just hate cause that could be hating on your childhood.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
(1966 TV Movie)
I watch this every Christmas
3 March 2023
This is way more than just a 25 min special. As a matter a fact, I'd consider it a classic at this point, I mean it was originally book that then got rebooted twice in 2000 and 2018 (even though they both sucked). This film gives me great vibes for some reason and even if it's not that good, what really is there to hate about this film? It's a classic children's book that is even better on your tv screen. I watch this film every Christmas every since I was about 4 and yet I still haven't grown sick of it yet, that's how good it is. No matter how many grinch movies or shows that make, nothing will beat the original.
The Sound of Music
(1965)
This is just a great film
3 March 2023
This might just be my favorite musical of all time. I mean first off your star is the talented Julie Andrew's while co starring is Christopher Plummer. The songs are great, the story is great and yet it's all based off a true story. It's enjoyable, interesting, fun and even dramatic at times. This is a classic you must see, it won best picture, it's my mom's favorite film and it's a film that is very fun to watch. I can't even fully explain why it's so good, it's honestly just a film you need to just go and watch if you haven't already and then decide if it was worth or not, and I'm not even that crazy over musicals but yet I still loved it.
Psycho
(1960)
The most twisted film I've ever seen
3 March 2023
This film is so twisted! The twists in the movie are shocking and make no sense at first but towards the end of the film, they make it make sense. It's a great film and you really don't know what will happen next, I don't know how this film didn't get nominated for best picture but if you're willing to watch at least one horror movie, please consider this one if you haven't already, you will not regret your decision, trust me! There are so many classic scenes and lines as well like the shower scene for example (if you know what I'm talking about) or bates motel. This is definitely Alfred Hitchcock's best film of all time and might even be the best horror film as well.
The Wizard of Oz
(1939)
Classic
3 March 2023
The Wizard of Oz is an all time classic, you can't go wrong with this film. My sister even dressed up as Dorothy for Halloween and this film was the first movie she ever saw. Today there are so many parodys or spin offs of this film it's just an amazing film with a classical story, it was even nominated for best picture (even though it lost) it's honestly just a film you have to see at least once if not more than once, if you haven't seen this movie, I don't know what you've been watching but watch the film on Amazon or something because you'll be thanking me once you've finished the film. One of the greatest films of all time hands down.
Rocky
(1976)
Greatest movie of all time!
3 March 2023
This movie is literally so good, I mean it even won best picture over other movies like Taxi Driver. Sylvester Stallone is absolutely amazing in the film, the story is good, and who could forget about the good old training montages. Because of this film, there's now like 6 movies and 3 spin-off movies, and the only one that sucked was Rocky V. This is an all time classic film about boxing and fighting and this is a must see for any one who hasn't done so yet. I even recommended it to my friends and family and they all loved it, I mean who doesn't like this film, even if this particular one is your favorite, theres gotta be a least one Rocky/Creed movie you like, the Rocky franchise just can't be hated on, even if you don't think it's that good.
Zoolander 2
(2016)
It's funny! That's about it
1 March 2023
Look, I loved the first Zoolander film, it was really funny and it's one of my favorite films, but it's nowhere near to a movie with a great story or best picture worthy but it's still a good film, this one while it wasn't as good as the first one, it's not as bad as the ratings say so, it's a solid comedy with a laugh here and their, sure the movie may have kinda forgotten about its story at times but it's nothing awful or anything, it's just mid. I will be honest though, I don't know why they made a sequel, the first one was good on its own but at least this wasn't like an Exorcist 2 situation.
Wow! Just Wow!
28 February 2023
This movie is split up into three chapters, almost like a Wes Anderson film or Zack Synder's Justice League. This first chapter was enjoyable even though to me it made no sense. The movie really lived up to its title because everything was happening everywhere all at once! Then the second chapter though literally made me cry, it was emotional, relatable, heck even laughable at times, and yet everything happened everywhere all at once but it then all connected and made sense. The villain was great, the whole cast also did great and although Top Gun Maverick should win best picture, I wouldn't be upset if this ended up winning instead.
Triangle of Sadness
(2022)
Way better than expected!
21 February 2023
I started this movie at like 10:30 pm and without a doubt knew I wouldn't finish it in one sitting. It turns out I actually did. This movie is not boring at all, as a matter a fact it's very funny at times, maybe in a dark way but still funny. The story was so unpredictable and interesting. It makes you want to know what the heck will happen next. Heck, you don't even know what the heck just happened in the last few minutes of the film. Some of the performances were also very good like for instance Dolly De Leon totally should have been nominated for best supporting actress. This movie is very good and I highly recommend it. You won't regret watching it, trust me!
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
(2022)
Absolutely Amazing
30 January 2023
Wow! I can't believe it! This movie was way better than I thought. Originally when I first saw the trailer I'm like oh great a new puss in boots film. Then the film got delayed which made me loose more confidence in the film. Then I saw it and it was amazing. First off, it revived the shriek franchise and we now know we will be getting Shrek 5. Second, it's the best of the Shrek 1 and 2. Thirdly, the animation in this film is probably some of the best animation I've ever seen in my lifetime on this planet. Also, the villain of the film, Death is hands down the best villain in a cartoon movie ever. The guy was creepy, suspenseful and so badass. Heck, he even made puss in boots bleed! This movie was ten times better than my expectation. Best Dreamworks film of all time!
Lightyear
(2022)
What's the point of this film?
30 January 2023
Look, I'm cool with Pixar trying out new things but do we really need the movie Andy saw to get the buzz light year toy? I also kinda thought that the story was just meh. The characters other than Sox were forgettable, the twists in the film were upsetting and made no sense and the thing I don't get is that the last three Pixar films, Soul, Luca and Turning Red were all put straight to Disney plus but yet this movie ends up going into theaters? This was also one of the very few Pixar movies if not only Pixar film that actually had a sequel in mind and yet considering how poorly it did in the box office, it probably won't get one. I honestly left the theater feeling disappointed and this movie didn't really fit the style for Pixar. Definitely one of Pixar's worsts.
The Batman
(2022)
One of the best Batman films of all time
15 January 2023
This film was just absolutely amazing. Matt Reeves had a great direction for this film and I hope he directs the rest of the films in this trilogy or franchise depending on how many films they wanna make. Robert Pattinson though is the best Batman yet. That's right, he's better than Christian Bale and Michael Keaton. The Riddler was an outstanding main antagonist for the film, and I loved that this movie had a more scary and dark tone to it. Another great thing about this film is that for 80% of the film we see more Batman than Bruce Wayne. This movie is scary, interesting, action packed, and awesome. Best DC film of the year, highly recommend.
Amazing, Emotional Film!
24 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was just absolutely amazing. I mean you have Chadwick Boseman passing away to production issues to your new black Panther being anti vaccination. This movie went through so much drama especially for Ryan Coogler and he still delivered an amazing film. He should get a nominee for best director at the Oscars. They balanced the comedy and the seriousness in the movie beautifully. I also loved a lot of the characters like M'Baku, Ironheart and Namor was a great villain. One thing though at least for me is that some of the major events in the film were kinda of predictable. Like Queen Ramonda's death was kinda of obvious because if she was queen but yet there was no Black Panther than obviously her death would make Shuri become the next Black Panther. Although it looked like Shuri was about to straight up kill Namor, you knew he would turn at the end. There were a few surprises though like Killmonger showing up or T'challa's son. Overall though I loved this movie.
Spider-Man: No Way Home
(2021)
Best Spider-Man film yet!
17 November 2022
Warning: Spoilers
This is definitely the best spider man film yet! Sure, maybe the beginning was rushed but once they got to the multiverse stuff it was amazing! It was dark at times and it was also funny at times. Tobey and Andrew deserve sequels to their franchises but we'll probably see them again in like Secret Wars or something. Aunt May's death was heartbreaking and was the true shocking moment in the film. In my opinion, Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin was better in this film then he was in Spider Man (2002). I mean cmon, Tom Holland tried to kill him for gosh shake. I remember when people were saying like "oh this movie will suck cause of too much fan service" but they were able to add that and add a good story and plot at the same time so that is the really impressive. If it wasn't for Marvel Studios though this movie would be trash! Not only do I think it's the best Spider Man movie but it's also the best movie in Phase 4. If you like Marvel and Spider Man watch this movie like right now on Starz or whatever.
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