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Ratatoing (2007)
reminds me of a horror game
Let me just start by saying that my rating of one star has been EXTREMELY generous. If I could go into negatives, my rating would be past 20!!!
I would also like to address how terribly they even named this so called movie. "Ratatoing" sounds like a 3 month old child's first word. And the cover is so trash, it literally looks like those old brain rotting children videos on YouTube that "educates" kids about numbers and shapes. Like that cheese looks like a monkey's foot.
Not to mention how terrible the animation is. It looks like they took a few photos in my town's local landfill and put it together on CapCut.
The lip syncing is so bad that you start wondering whether or not you're hallucinating what they're saying. It's pretty obvious that the excuse of a movie director saw a short clip of Ratatouille on the dark web and was so obsessed with it that they put together this trash film in like three minutes.
I should keep going. That rat literally looks like the mouse from Cocomelon. Maybe the directors of this movie worked with Cocomelon and secretly took their files, because I really wouldn't be surprised if they did.
Not to mention how stupid the "actor's" names are. "Martin Finger"??? Seriously?? That sounds like some random high school dropout that the director bought for thirty nine cents at his great-aunt's garage sale. Like whose last name is literally Finger?? I bet that would have been embarrassing during his graduation (considering the unlikely chance he even graduated) when they had to call him by "Finger, Martin".
I could write a review for this "movie" longer than Santa's naughty or nice list. Could there be any movie worse than this??? I am in shock at how the directors wasted their precious money and time on this crap. I refuse to believe this is real. I am slowly starting to believe this is one of those videos on YouTube Kids where the guy puts his hamster through this maze and the hamster struggles to get out.
This review has %100 been EXTREMELY kind and generous. I could have written something WAY worse so I sincerely hope you enjoyed this kind and sweet, detailed review. If you want to scream your eyes out and cry for the rest of your life, you should definitely watch "Ratatoing".
Ursinho da Pesada (2008)
does this even count as a movie???!!
As a fellow Chinese person I feel disgusted that the directors of this excuse of a cinematic experience actually thought they could get clout from this. The so called animation literally looks like that one clay stop motion I made for STEM in the 2nd grade.
And there is no way they thought that the "piano" could actually pass as pleasing music. It vaguely reminded me of back then when my sister was 6 months old and screamed for our birth giver as she released creamy feces in her diaper.
I would also like to have a talk with whoever reviewed this movie and decided, "Yup! This movie is the one!" because they clearly need to be fired from their job and put into a life sentence at jail. Not to mention how the panda looks like my ex from 5th grade.
If you are looking for money to waste and time to kill, then this movie is GREAT! Other than that, do NOT watch!!!
Leo the Lion: King of the Jungle (1994)
absolute garbage!
If you want to watch a good movie, this excuse of a movie is NOT where you want to start!! We all know the directors of this trash film watched Lion King and wanted clout like the directors of Lion King got. I am genuinely sorry for any of the workers on this movie that were so obviously bribed into it. They did not deserve that.
This "movie" teaches nothing and is a waste of your precious money. You do NOT want to watch this waste of your life because we all know they ripped off Lion King. "Leo the Lion" literally sounds like a Cocomelon character that they made for the bald haired baby to play with,
My rating of one star has been EXTREMELY GENEROUS because I can't go into negatives. Do NOT watch this "movie!!"