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Python (2000)
WoW!
It is quite rare in this world to come upon a stroke of pure genius such as Python. Superb acting, a plot with more turns than a meter stick, and the special effects...Oh the special effects. Lets just say that George Lucas better watch out cuz the lead animator of Python Kevin Little is on his ass! So what if Johnny from Karate Kid is in it. So what if their plan to kill the snake was as half assed as they come( the guy took his harness off to put another one on!). Who cares if they out ran a snake that supposedly goes 50mph on bikes...which they made sure to put their helmets on before riding. And the ending...The ending was pure cinematic genius. I mean a bike shop/bar. Why haven't I come up with this idea. I could sell bikes and drink beer at the same time. That's unbelievable. And she's pregnant! Hooray! What is that about huh? Is she having mutant half snake half Johnny from karate kid babies? Why do we need to know this! And six months? It took that douche six months to get this ugly beast in the sack! I mean come on. If they are gonna be casting a female lead would you pick this chick! They had Jenny McCarthy in the movie for 2 minutes ( which were excruciating by the way) and they have this hose beast in the lead female role. What up wit dat! This was atrocious!
Stay Black,
Jamal the Love Mule
Tango & Cash (1989)
Meaningfull doesn't say enough
I am a firm believer in destiny. I believe that every one is destined to have one defining moment in their life. One moment that changes things for you for ever. And for me that moment happened. It happened when I saw Tango & Cash on sale for $7.99 at Walmart. I knew i was destined to own this movie and it finally happened. How could i not own the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! I mean come on this movie coined the term FUBAR. FUBAR Dammit! And the soundtrack was undescribable. I have heard some great soundtracks in my life but never has a movie made me want to get off my couch and just wiggle my tooshie along with Terri Hatcher. But this one did. I danced and danced and danced. I couldn't help but play that scene over and over again. The fan, the tights...oh i am not one to give in easily to guilty pleasures but i just couldn't control myself. This movie just has it all!