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Boyka: Undisputed IV (2016)
Not as good as 3
Yeah, not as good as 3. But probably better than 2. And 1.
Undisputed III: Redemption (2010)
Best of the 3 (now 4)
Came late to this party, but this is the best of the first 3 Undisputed films (I've not seen the 4th yet). More enjoyable than the decent budget original or reduced budget sequel. I recommend this, especially to tournament fight film aficionados.
Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne (2019)
Best of a bad lot
I did not like series 8. It had a lot of issues, pacing, plot holes, characterisation. But I did like the final episode. Currently standing at a 4.8 on IMDB, this is a bit harsh.
Watch it, make up your own mind, but I hold it in higher regard than the stupid battle against the White Walkers. Imo, a lovely way to end.
Robin Hood (2018)
Poor
Why give Bono's daughter a role in this? She is dreadful.
Interesting concept, terribly executed.
Anti-brexit propaganda.
Alien: Covenant (2017)
Terrible
It's a toss up between this and Tom Cruise's "The Mummy" for worst film of the year. None of it makes sense. I totally understand that people want an Alien film after "Prometheus", but this is jus cash grab poop. I could go on in detail about how moronic the crew are, but am sure you've read multiple reviews on that subject by now. Some of the ideas are interesting, but they seem shoehorned in, secondary to being part of an Alien film. I'm part of the camp that while whinging about "Prometheus", I still thought it interesting.
Whereas this is just Studio Alien cashgrab. Danny McBride is the best thing in this (after Fassbenders) which normally should tell you something about it. Except I think this is his best performance. Worst of the Alien franchise. Yeah, worse than the theatrical edition of Resurection.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
Absolutely dreadful
This film is terrible. I do not understand why people are scoring it 10/10. I fell asleep during it. It has no characters of note and no storyline. It probably doesn't deserve a 1 but due to the trolls goving it a 10 I had to act. The acting is dreadful and the story is horrific. I don't think I need to say more.
The Christmas Light (1995)
Dreadful rip off
Awful, do not waste your time. Watch Best of the Worst: Merry Kick-mas for a proper review.
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
Nothing to do with MM
Yes, this has nothing to do with John Carpenter's original concept. I get people who watch it expecting Michael Myers to appear and slaughter some teens are disappointed. But it does not deserve a 4.something. If you watch it as a standalone story, it's a pretty decent horror story. The concept at the time was to take an original idea and make a film out of it under the "Halloween" banner, hoping for a series of films which only had the name in common. I resisted the urge to score it a 10 to bring it's average up, I think a 7 is fair. If you like horror, watch it without relating it to the Myers story, it might not be the best of the series, but it's certainly original and entertaining.