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Survival Island (2002)
Clever!
This movie was excellent. If you like B movies, this is the one for you. It's about this pinita that kills a bunch of college students one by one on an island while they are having a scavanger hunt for the most panties. Each kill is very unique i.e. a guy gets his gonads ripped off, it was great. The directors Scott and David Hillenbrand really know what their doing. They make great B movies, who else would think of a killer piniata at a pantie scavanger hunt. I give it 9/10 stars.
Terror Firmer (1999)
The best movie i've ever seen!
I have never seen a better movie than Terror Firmer! This movie has it all. It's Blood, Guts, Sex, Pickles, and Spilberg lovers. The special effects are amazing and has some of the best satire i've ever seen. This movie will most likely be discusting and disturbing to you, but you have to look past that and see the genuis in it. If you haven't seen it and are a Troma fan, you have to watch it. It's better than Troma's War, Tromeo and Juliet, Cannible the Musical, and is right up there with Toxic Avenger. 10/10 stars