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Skarecrow (2004)
Good For Some Laughs At Least...
OK i gave this a three A three! It deserves only one star no questions asked.
If your going to look at the movie seriously and take it as a legit B-Horror movie than yes it will get one star. But i believe it is apparent within the first minutes of the movie what we are dealing with is a piece of crap.
With this movie me and the buddy i was watching it with could of turned it off and put on something more "Hollywood" but instead we just decided to rip this whole movie apart from start to finish. We laughed so many times it was almost if i was watching a comedy.
The acting is terrible..... The effects and death sequences are so bad.... The Story complete crap.....
But the fact they are trying to make a serious horror movie..Priceless!
The most memorable part for me is when two of the characters are walking in a supposed "dark basement" which is clearly lit, and they pretend to not be able to see bumping into bones hanging from the ceiling bahahahaha just terrible.....
So if you want to laugh at how crappy this movie is, along with the fact it was made in 2004 than see this movie....
Wait why am i writing so much? no one knows about this movie...i doubt anyone will even read this hahahaha.
10,000 BC (2008)
Well so much for that.......
This was my first time ever seeing a "advanced screening" or "sneak preview" of a movie and let me tell you...I wish I had saved it it for any other movie. It wasn't the fact that their was no hype up with the presenters before the show, it wasn't the fact that the woman sitting next to me ANSWERED HER PHONE and talked on it several times, the movie was just atrocious.
I was a little curious when i saw the Preview in theaters oh some months back. I thought to myself "well how can they make this, seemingly epic looking movie, be interesting for the three hours long that it must be." It was tough to think how they would do it but i was interested to see.
Instead I got a movie that was less than two hours. Now I'm not saying that movies need to be three hours to be good, since that is the trend that is starting to emerge these days. In fact I'm glad that this movies length was ONLY adequate, because to say the movie was the same would be false.
Let me give you the layout. Man is misfit. Falls in love with girl. Girl Gets Captured by Crazed Maniac who is in love with girl as well. Man sets out after her, and somehow finds army on the way. Randomly Free's Slaves (who of course fight with him). Man Gets girl. Bad guy does the good old "if i can't have her no one can". But oh wait it still all works out in the end. YAY!
Besides that......Their was the udder Cheesiness (which made me roll my eyes about every ten minutes)and the fact that everyone was so witty and well endowed with knowledge back then (who would of imagined?)
This movie was horrible and i suggest not seeing it, i paid $0 to see it and I still i feel like i wanted something back...Anything! if not the roughly two hours i wasted sitting in that seat. Ugggggh.....