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Founders Day (2023)
yeesh
I saw this as a Monday Mystery Movie and full disclosure i was not disappointed. About 1/3 of the theater walked out by the end (some right before it started) and i think theyre idiots. Founder's day is boring, yes, but this level of mediocrity is rarely seen in horror anymore. I was crying laughing at some scenes. It's terrible in a way that is completely inoffensive and dare I say heartwarming. The political commentary is watered down, the dialouge and delivery are Wattpad levels of juvenile, and the cinematography is passable at best. Massive props to Jayce Bartok and Catherine Curtin though, who played their characters phenomenally. I'm almost sure they knew how trash their lines were, and decided to run with it. Seriously, just the right consistency of slop. A must-pirate.