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Sonikku adobencha DX (2003)
Why this game sucks!
The camera is mostly wonky sometimes and can be very difficult to guide around.
Amy's story sucks because A. The enemy E-100 Zero is COMPLETELY ANNOYING, as it keeps spawning in literally every level I played, and I don't think there's a way to kill it, which very much sucks. And B. The final level is SUCH A HUGE TROLL! You help find Birdie's parents, in which they think they are kidnapped by Robotnik, so you head to Final Egg to find them, but when you reach the end of the level, THEY WERE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! Like, what the heck, man?! I can not believe I got trolled by a Sonic game. Why?!
The game completely ignored how Perfect Chaos literally killed the entire Station Square population with a tsunami. (Look, I know it's a kids game, but not even for a DIRECTOR'S CUT? AlL's WeLl ThAt EnD's WeLl, RiGhT, sOnIc? NO TAILS, YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG!! YOU LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT HOW EVERYONE LITERALLY DIED FROM A TSUNAMI!! SHAME ON YOU, TAILS, SHAME. ON. YOU!! Also, If they did implemented it in the game, I wouldn't care if it was teen rated, I would have still played it. I also love being dark sometimes, alright?)
The Perfect Chaos boss fight was WAY TOO EASY and I expected it to be more struggling. (I suck a Sonic games, okay?)
The Perfect Chaos boss music was pretty lame, I think it could have used more of "Doom" like music.
Octodad: Dadliest Catch (2014)
Why this game sucks!
Some more lore would have been useful.
The game seemed pretty fun at first, but after playing the game again a few times, it got really boring.
The game was really short, it only takes you about two and a half hours to finish the main story.
To be honest, I expected going to more "exciting" places, like a mall or something, BUT BOY WAS I WRONG! You only go to a wedding, your house, a grocery store, an aquarium, a boat during a flashback, and for the shorts, a fancy restaurant and a hospital (and a wrestling ring, but only for a millisecond).
Stacy: "Dad, do trees feel pain?" Tommy: "Geez, Stacy. Dumb things like trees and animals don't feel pain." Me: "YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO EDUCATION WHATSOEVER! DOES YOUR MOM EVER TAKE YOU TO THIS THING CALLED SCHOOL? CLEARLY ALL (BUT NOT ALL) ANIMALS FEEL PAIN!"
Tommy: "Wait! If Dad is an octopus, then where did me and Stacy come from?" Everyone: "*laughs*" Me: "STOP LAUGHING, YOU BOZOS! I'll tell you where you kids came from, you kids were adopted since you were newborn babies and your mom and so-called dad never told you about it!"
Stacy: "Um, what's cardiac arrest?" Tommy: "I dunno, its just one of those doctor things people say on TV." Not gonna lie, as they said that, I didn't know what it was so embarrassing enough, I googled it. For those who don't know, its when the heart stops pumping. Its also how Michael Jackson died.
Octodad's name is NOT Octodad. That's just what everybody calls him outside the franchise. His real name? He literally does not have one.
How is it whenever this octopus wears clothes, everyone sees him as a human?! Also, how can everyone understand this octopus?!
A woman kissed an octopus. LITERALLY! Whoever literally kissed an octopus for real needs to get a life.
How did the mom and kids not overhear that their octopus dad was gonna get killed by a chef driving a giant lawnmower?! Are they deaf or something?!
Why would an octopus want sushi?! An octopus is a sea animal and sushi is seafood and some sushi recipes are made of octopus.
Good qualities:
The references are pretty good. Adventure Time, Minecraft, My Little Pony & Super Meat Boy.
The soundtrack is pretty nice.
There's also a workshop too, I suppose. It doesn't feel very exciting though.
"They hide AMONG US!"
Dai-Rantô Smash Brothers Deluxe (2001)
I spent $70 on this..
I only did 'cause I thought this game was gonna be easy, BUT BOY WAS I WRONG!
PROS:
A nice line-up roster of characters.
A really catchy soundtrack. (My personal favorites are Icicle Mountain, Menu 1, Metal Battle, Multi-Man Melee 1, Opening, Tournament 1, and Yoshi's Island 64.)
The exclusive stages that are not available in Ultimate, such as Icicle Mountain, Mushroom Kingdom (The layout is different in Melee, trust me), Mute City (The layout is also different in Melee, kinda like Port Town Aero Dive), and the most iconic one, Poke Floats.
The Teen ESRB rating (look, I just think it's cool, okay? I'm not a nerd, trust me.)
CONS:
I think how it's REALLY annoying how tap jump is in this game, and the worst part is, YOU CAN'T TURN IT OFF!! And also, if you run to the ledge, you just fall off without some sort of stop or something, WHICH IS VERY ANNOYING!!
Some of the unlockables are EXTREMELY frustrating. For example, to unlock Mewtwo, you have to get a total vs. Play time of 20 FREAKING HOURS!! SERIOUSLY?! I'd rather go touch grass rather than playing this game for almost a full day. You know what, I'll even tell you the cheesy way to unlock Mewtwo: Play an endless match of lightning melee, pick someone you're actually good with, and if you have 2 or more controllers, plug those in right now, it'll spare some time. Then pick a random stage like Poke Floats, and then drop the controllers and walk away for the whole day. Oh, and I also recommend that you turn off your TV but leave the GameCube system on, it might spare the power bill, maybe. And there you go, you have unlocked Mewtwo the cheesy way.
The event matches FREAKING SUCK!! You AT LEAST HAVE to be a pro player to complete every single one of them!! And also, this genuine cry for help. I still can't complete all the event matches and yet I sort of hate this game because of those stupid events and I'm still playing this gosh dang game.
OUTRO:
So what do I think of this game? Screw this game, go Play Ultimate instead.