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Nest of Vampires (2021)
Its unfair
It is unfair to offload stuff like this onto an unsuspecting public. There are many who like the Vampire Genre, well for Gods sake, don't be drawn in by the title, It is way beyond badly scripted, written, acted and presented. Not often I review but this offering of garbage really does need to come with a written warning.
Cosmic Sin (2021)
They're just using him now, and he's letting it happen.
From when he was, a Hollywood star, to this. I remember a TV interviewer once saying to Michael Caine "Your last movie was bad" to which he replied "Yes, but the house I bought with the money I was paid was wonderful", I only hope your house is beautiful Bruce because you've certainly paid for it with your credibility.
This film and your last film are really bad, there has to be alternatives to this for you.
Star Quest: The Odyssey (2009)
This will make you stronger
Having grown up on a healthy diet of Sci-fi, loving all types, from the brilliant, to the insane to the ridiculous, I feel, for the first time strangely drawn to leave a comment on this movie.
Once I moved pass the obvious Klingon type people, that where also cyborgs, with bits of old circuit boards strapped to their chests, grunting and punching cardboard walls, once I arrived at the red painted grain silo that was a super computer, once I moved from the absolutely rubbish graphics, once I moved pass the bridge of the ship which is, well the closet I can relate to is a child's bedroom, once I had moved pass all these things, and finally reached the end of the film (Use the term lightly) which really isn't an ending at all, I felt proud, proud and strong.
I now know, that should I be kidnapped, tortured, stripped naked and become the bitch of some serial killer, in prison for life, I know, that this film will help me endure all these things, because if you can watch, this pile of garbage to the end, trust me, you will be a stronger person for it.
If I was an actor, down on his luck, I would probably take what ever job was offered, but this!!!! Shame on you guys, its terrible, and you know its terrible.
By the way, just my advice, on your resumes, don't for Gods sake mention this, you will never work again.
The Vanguard (2008)
Mad previous comment by Malvolio-5
Before I add my comments, please read below and see how the first person to review this film felt about it.
Author: malvolio-5 I saw a preview of this and it is without a doubt one of the most spectacularly invigorating and exciting movies I've had the pleasure of seeing in years! It has cult classic written all over it! It's an unashamedly violent, rough, gory, terrifying thrill-ride. With bold, exciting direction and some of the scariest most menacingly dynamic "zombies" ever committed to celluloid, this makes 28 Days Later and I Am Legend look like The Teletubbies. The lead protagonist, Max, sets a new template for proper, masculine heroes that have been sorely lacking from Hollywood movies since the '70s, and I guarantee his "look" is set to become truly iconic. Do yourself a favour and seek this movie out! It simply kicks ass!.
OK, Now my comments.
I have no vested interest in this film, and my comments I think will be endorsed by far more people than will say "they are rubbish" The storyline has been used a hundred times before, and often far better. The cinematography, which completely over-uses filters, is dreadful, The Cameraman either has Parkinsons disease, or was drunk. The main actor, if he is to become Iconic!, will have to find another way, because this isn't it. (People with Parkinsons disease, that was not meant to make fun of your condition.) I don't often comment on movies, but I do try to take the things written about the movie seriously, hoping to make an informed judgement whether to watch or not, but after reading the comments above, well, I just had to write.
I love Science fiction, it is without a doubt my favourite genre, and will often find some good in bad films, but this is dire.
When I read the above review, I wanted to believe it, but come on, either the guy is heavily involved with the film, or he his just having a laugh.
People will still watch it no matter what is said, and thats great we all have a choice, in fact I encourage you to watch it, simply to show that my comments are honest and truthful, unlike some.
I myself am English, this is a British film, and I wanted to so much show the world yet again that we can produce good quality work on a limited budget, and we can, but not with this.
Trust me the film is bad, way too bad to be released, but it will, and you will watch, and? well hopefully you will comment, and your comments will be heard, preventing anything as awful as this ever being shown again, but then again I'm an optimist, well for 90 minutes I wasn't, but am recovering now.