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Vivarium (2019)
This creeped me out.
As a parent of small children during the pandemic I kinda understand the point the director wants to make. And it creeps me out. The notion of eat -sleep- take care of children - die. That there is nothing more than that. It hits you in the gut.
Sök (2006)
Don't see this monstrosity!
This is a pointless movie about a stupid women. She makes crappy, poor decisions about her dating and can't see what is in front of her the whole time.
Do your best to avoid this otter crap, including ripping your own eyes out. It's just a waste of lifetime and a fair definition of "crap".
seriously: be warned!
The director is talentless, the story leads to nowhere, and both be better off doing something else, because they can't create cinema. In Sweden, this thing soon went to DVD, but nobody really buys this there either...
Ascension (2002)
I'm gonna do you a favour...
Don't watch this movie. This is a waste of lifetime.
But really. This IS really otter crap.
The storyline promises something revealing, something groundbreaking. Instead of that, the whole movie is about four women climbing the stairs. Meanwhile they get older - not as much as the spectators though - but I guess that from the female point of view - getting older this fast is bloody intimidating. So I guess this is a horror flick than...
Eventually, the women dies while climbing the stairs,and the people watching this cinematic fecalia are presumed dead of shear boredom. Waiting for just ANYTHING to happen is just plain agony!
In fact; I'd urge you to give away this movie to someone you despite. Maybe they'll be bored enough to jump in front of a train...