hoschi_h Reviews

Expedition Happiness (2017)

I agree with all the other Reviews

[1/10 · 15 October 2017]

I had my hopes up for this Movie, I thought that is a fun idea, to fix up a Schoolbus and travel from Alaska to Mexico, but that was the worst travel documentary i have seen in a while, and lets say for now it is a waste of time.

1. Expedition Happiness - the title feels forced, the whole documentary has nothing to do with Happiness, even though sometimes Felix Starck and Selima Taibi feel like they have to explain them self to the world with nonsense voice-overs.

2. it feels like I just had to watch a DIA Show of a someone i don't know who just came back from Holidays

3. 2 Hipsters who are full of them self, that make traveling less interesting and boring

4. I feel sorry for the Dog 5. "150.000 People went to the cinemas to see the documentary that became the most successful documentary of the last few years" - Mogli's YouTube channel, which is not even close to be true, please to a fact check before you say things like that. for example: Weit. Die Geschichte von einem Weg um die Liebe made 254.477 Euros, while Expedition Happiness made 132.246 Euros

I Hope they never make another movie again!

The Last Heist (2016)

is this a student Film or a waste of Time?

[2/10 · 19 August 2016]

This Movie would pass as a semi-okay student Project. Feels like that there was no money for a good script, good actors, better cameras, good special effects, and no money at all for post production.

But this isn't a student film, this is not even Mike Mendez's first film. And i don't see why Netflix payed money for this, waste of time, predictable bad movie! I feel sorry for Henry Rollins, and what has happened to him.

writing 10 lines here feels like more work, than Guy Stevenson put into the Script.

The Best thing about this Movie is the Poster!

Blackhat (2015)

brilliant - and the worst movie ever

[1/10 · 19 January 2015]

Dear Mister Michael Mann I am glad you are still making money, and not any good movies any more.

I just watched your latest movie Blackhat, if you can call it a movie, cause there was no sign of a script or a good story. But i guess to make more money you have to save money that you could have spent on a good writer. Or on good Actors, but yeah, i mean, how were they supposed to know what to act if there is no script? And well done saving money again, on using crappy Arri Cameras, watching it on the big screen it just looks cheap.

So thanks Mister Mann, for wasting a whole evening of mine on a way too long, too boring, too cheap movie. But good for you, that you keep stealing everyones money with it! greeting a very disappointed movielover

Exodus: Gods and Kings (2014)

Stick to the script

[4/10 · 28 December 2014]

Dear Ridley Scott you had the chance of making the best movie of the year, with a great cast, great special effects and a great story! All you had to do was stick to the script! But something went terribly wrong, and if i have to guess it was the 4 writers Adam Cooper, Bill Collage, Jeffrey Caine and Steven Zaillian. I mean feel free to change the Exodus Story a bit, if you can make it better, but those 4 writers, maybe thought, why make it better, if we can make it less interesting, and less epic and less cool.

I Just feel sorry for Christian Bale and Joel Edgerton, who worked really hard on this movie, it just seams they were the only one! a 150 minutes movie, that should have been 100 minutes long! By the way, great idea with God being a Kid, just you picked the wrong kid!

I am sorry Mister Scott, it has been 14 years now, since you made a really really good movie and maybe it is about time to retire!