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Are You Scared? (2006)
Probably the worst Horror movie ever made!!!!!!!!!!!!
As i said, this is the freaking worst horror movie ever! It is the most obtusely direct rip off, from SAW, but lets just compare the two movies!
In saw from (2004): Two men is waking up kidnapped in a bathroom chained to some pipes.
Are you scared? (2006): six people waking up in a factory, kidnapped.
Saw: The two men discovers that they are being watched by a video camera.
Are you scared?: The six people discovers they are in a reality show called Are you scared?
Saw: We see some flashbacks with some pretty genius killer methods, where they are killing each other or killing themselves.
Are you scared: Makes exactly the same just with new methods.
I could go on forever! On the DVD cover there stood "Scarier than SAW" And i thought WoW then it have to be Scary, but boy, was i wrong.
This was pretty much SAW, in a low budget version. Don't ever bye this movie, and if you get it for free give it to someone you really, really HATE! ! ! Peace Out Bro!
Kane & Lynch: Dead Men (2007)
Great Game.
I thought this game was great, i really enjoyed playing and the online game is not only about shooting as many you can, there is a little tactical game play in online. And the multi player system is a split screen story mode. I think that i was pretty much the same game mode as Hit-man, but this time it was just on the streets. There was only one bad thing it was that it was fast completed. But there is allot of action anyways.
One of the things in the game that is two thumbs way up is the story line in the game, you almost fell like you know this persons very good after the game is completed, I've never seen such a good plot in game and hat is really awesome we need to see more story in games, that makes it more interesting to play.
The main characters is Kane and Lynch.
Kane is trying to spare his family from getting involved in a crisis against him and the gang the seven.
Lynch have schizophrenia, and is a watchdog for The seven, hes job is too make sure Kane gets the money he have stolen from The seven back!
Snatch (2000)
Do we love it or do we love it?
This movie is one of the best I've seen in a while, it definitely a must see, i fells like there is a little bit of Lock, Stock plot in it, which does it more exiting to watch, but it is still original as hell. I've never seen anything like this, and the soundtrack is very good, it fits right in the environment of the movie. This movie doesn't leave you sad, it leaves you thinking, and in a good mood. I felt like I've just had to see this movie again just after I've seen and it was the second or third time i really got all the tricks and twists figured out, it leaves you brain thinking. Maybe not just as must as other brain-twisters, like memento.
But i can't find one reason why anyone should not love this brilliant movie and should not let it go past in the DVD collection. This is going down as a classic, it deserver's nothing less that being called movie of the century! Maybe its just me, but Guy Ritchie manages to make movies excellent and it kind of makes me happy. I hope we will see allot of Guy Ritchie from his best side in the next couple of year.
This movie is really watchable, and worth every single penny.
Peace out bros!
Smokin' Aces (2006)
This is Very good....
I don't know, this movie really managed too surprise me, it starts out a bit slow, but that is a good thing in this movie, cause then you get a little history so you can keep up, when the movie starts. I like the different personalities of the hitmans. I think this movie is underrated and it deserver's more credit that it got. I like the twist in the end, and i can recommend you too see this movie, it is at least worth renting. But see Ryan Reynolds is acting very good.
I don't know, there is some places that can look a little rubbish, but it ain't i did really enjoy the movie, my friends does agree with me it is a good movie, and there so many crappy movies but this is very good!!
Revolver (2005)
Its Awesome! A Must-See For Ritchie Fans
This is a brilliant movie, I got caught by this movie from the start, when Jake Green (Jason Statham) comes out of prison, and starts with the quotes about games, and The Game is like the head title in the plot. The visual and camera effects is perfect, to this kind of movie. All the acting is this movie is absolutely perfect. I did really love all the twists and hints you getting trough this movie.
I'm a big, big fan of Guy Ritchie (Cant wait for his next movie) and i think that if you love Guy Ritchies other work like Snatch and Lock, Stock, then this movie is something you should bye without even thinking about it, at least rent the movie, you wont be disappointed.
This movie contains all you can wish a movie should have. A Great plot. Great acting. Great directing. Great movie.
Thats all. I will definitely gets 10/10.