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Assassin's Creed Mirage (2023)
Way too much valhalla
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent ☑(The face animations are Peak gaming:).)
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay ☑(Not as good as expected)
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good ☑
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults ☑
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast ☑
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big ☑
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level ☑
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average ☑
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short ☑
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left ☑
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying ☑
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6 ☑(Very close to 5)
7
8
9
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League (2024)
Yeah Rocksteady destroyed the legendary arkham trilogy
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good ☑
Decent
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay ☑
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good ☑
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults ☑
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast ☑
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big ☑
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy ☑
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind ☑
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average ☑
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average ☑
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale ☑
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying ☑
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5 ☑
6
7
8
9
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
Control (2019)
Fun Shooter with a great story
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good ☑
Decent
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good ☑
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good ☑
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults ☑
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent ☑
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable ☑
Big
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult ☑
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind ☑
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely ☑
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average ☑
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price ☑
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs ☑
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6
7 ☑
8
9
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
Skull and Bones (2024)
I had fun for 0 minutes
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good ☑
Decent
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh ☑
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good ☑
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast ☑
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big ☑
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy ☑
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind ☑
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore ☑
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short ☑(normally)
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended ☑
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying ☑
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2 ☑
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
Alan Wake II (2023)
A true nightmare
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is ☑
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good ☑
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good ☑
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens
Adults ☑
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi ☑
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☑
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult ☑
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind ☑
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life ☑
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long ☑
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price ☑
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs ☑
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9 ☑(so close to a 10)
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
South Park: Snow Day! (2024)
How to mess up a legacy
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good ☑
Decent
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead ☑
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good ☑
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults ☑
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent ☑
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable ☑
Big
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy ☑
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind ☑
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average ☑
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short ☑
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left ☑
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of
Minor bugs
Can get annoying ☑
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4 ☑
5
6
7
8
9
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
Bio Hazard (1996)
Never too old to be scary
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent
Bad ☑ (not a shame though)
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good ☑
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good ☑
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults ☑
Grandma ☑
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint ☑
Potato
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk ☑
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑
Significant brain usage
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind ☑
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good ☑
Lovely
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short ☑
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price ☑
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of ☑
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8 ☑
9
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
Assassin's Creed (2007)
The true GOAT
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful
Good
Decent ☑(for the time it released)
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good
Good ☑
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm
Very good
Good ☑
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults ☑
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato ☑
Decent
Fast
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned ☑
Workable
Big
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage ☑
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
Average grind level ☑
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely ☑
It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short ☑
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price ☑
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of ☑
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9 ☑
10
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.
Red Dead Redemption II (2018)
Just perfect
---{ Graphics }---
You forget what reality is
Beautiful ☑
Good
Decent
Bad
Don't look too long at it
MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
Very good ☑
Good
It's just gameplay
Mehh
Watch paint dry instead
Just don't
---{ Audio }---
Eargasm ☑
Very good
Good
Not too bad
Bad
I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
Kids
Teens ☑
Adults ☑
Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
Check if you can run paint
Potato
Decent
Fast ☑
Rich boi
Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Game Size }---
Floppy Disk
Old Fashioned
Workable
Big
Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☑
You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all
the data
---{ Difficulty }---
Just press 'W'
Easy
Easy to learn / Hard to master
Significant brain usage ☑
Difficult
Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
Nothing to grind
Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress ☑
Average grind level
Too much grind
You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
No Story
Some lore
Average
Good
Lovely
It'll replace your life ☑
---{ Game Time }---
Long enough for a cup of coffee
Short
Average
Long
To infinity and beyond ☑
---{ Price }---
It's free!
Worth the price ☑
If it's on sale
If u have some spare money left
Not recommended
You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
Never heard of ☑
Minor bugs
Can get annoying
ARK: Survival Evolved
The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
---{ ? / 10 }---
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10 ☑
---{ Author }---
Alpha X.