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8 Mile (2002)
Social Relevance! Talent! Entertainment!...You won't find them here!
8-Mile proves once again that Hollywood is out of it's freakin' mind. Eminem brings to film what Slim Whitman brings to music. A novelty act which has worn thin. M&M's seems to think that he's had a rough life and that gives him an excuse to behave like a thug. Well grow up Marshall, we've all had a rough life, get over yourself and move on, we have.
General Hospital (1963)
These are the days of our crimes...
Once upon a time there was a "story" that brought the kids home from school just to see it. It was called "DARK SHADOWS", but then later another soap did the same thing, it was called GENERAL HOSPITAL. In the early 80's this show managed to rise above it's soapiness with sharp writing and novel concepts that attracted the younger viewers female AND male. Throughout the 80's and early 90's GH managed to ride on that loyal fan base. But during the last 7-8 years GH has struggled mainly due to LOUSY WRITING. The current scribes seem to think the audience wants to watch heroic crime-lords break the law and beloved characters die horribly. It's a shame that this once cutting edge show has devolved into a show about a mobster, his moll and his cardboard cut-out henchman. ABC should either fire the current writers and producers or PULL THE PLUG on this terminal soap.
Galactica 1980 (1980)
Good GOOGALEEMOOGALEE It Stinks!
You know, BATTLESTAR GALACTICA was an ambitious show that had some problems due mainly to the fact that it was very expensive to produce. So rather than address that, the TV execs in their usual brilliance decided to fire most of the cast and crap on the fans. The result, GALACTICA 1980!
Horrid, putrid and eye-bleedingly wretched are terms that only begin to describe this odious obscenity that was obviously cobbled together in the wee hours the morning of it's premiere.
The surviving cast members from BG (Lorne Greene and Herbert Jefferson) both appear in old age make-up (did the producer's think they could connect with the 80-something viewers?). Seems that after years in space (gosh, seems just like last year.) that the Colonial Fleet has finally found Earth, BUT, they decide it's better if they don't actually land on Earth because that might alert the Cylons who want ot destroy all humans. Makes sense...for about 10 seconds until you realize that the Cylons cost too much to appear in this series! Enter Warriors "Troy" and "Dillion" who make many scouting missions to Earth. They don't really do anything much, they stand around and talk, and worry and fret. Meanwhile Adama and Col. "Boomer" stand around and talk, and worry and fret about whether Troy and Dillon will survive their latest mission. I think if they're so worried, maybe they should send someone else, seems these two warriors are the only two who ever see any action, if you can call it that. There's also some earth-chick they pal around with for some reason that I can't remember. They also now have on board "Dr. Zee", a supposedly brilliant child who gets to tell Cmdr. Adama what to do, when he's not getting beat up by the cool kids over on "The Rising Star" I mean. Seems to me they had some flying motorcycles, HELL they probably had flying monkeys too! It's just that BAD!
Word is that there's a revival of Battlestar Galactica in the works and that it continues the series from the first series and ignores the GALACTICA 1980 continuity, as it should.
GALACTICA 1980 is the worst series since SUPERTRAIN!
Howling II: Stirba - Werewolf Bitch (1985)
Howling Two is garbage.
Howling 2 is an awful movie, just terrible. The main point of Howling 2 seems to provide a vehicle for Sybil Danning's large artificial breast inserts. Reb Brown provides his usual wooden performance. The whole movie is just ridiculous from start to finish. Lots of "run towards the danger" scenes, gypsy violin soundtrack and cheesy effects. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
The only thing the film can brag about is the presence of it's only real actor, Christopher Lee. His inclusion in this movie practically CRIES OUT, "In it for the money folks, in it for the money!" Sad really, very glad Mr. Lee has returned to mainstream with movies like Lord of the Rings and Attack of the Clones.