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Donna and Ally (2023)
Waste of time
No one starts a movie hoping it to bomb, I most certainly don't. And I don't have any issues with low budget or no budget stuff, there are many gems out there, made by people who aren't well connected nepo babies. So I'm very sad to admit that I found this to be an absolute waste of time. No jokes, no personality. Feels like your unfunny friends trying to set up a story that doesn't go anywhere. There are infinite amount of people on YouTube, tiktok, even on Instagram reels who has some charisma or personality. Spending an hour and a half brainlessly scrolling through tiktok will be a significantly more enjoyable experience than watching through this movie.
Black Widow (2021)
One of the most boring marvel movies
Almost as boring as the first captain America movie. One of the worst in all marvel history, sadly.
Eden Lake (2008)
Unwatchable primitive misery
I can not believe some people actually enjoyed it. I had great expectations, I thought OK, lets stand on the side of British cinema and choose an independent film over a blockbuster. I wanted to like it, wanted to see something original and exciting and I got everything but. We have horrible, completely unlikable characters, a young couple, both of them total idiots.
Spoilers: Female lead is a teacher who loves kids, her boyfriend wants to propose to her, so he takes her to a deserted lake, a location of a soon to built new residential area of luxury homes. Now it's just a lake, where the local scally lads are listening to loud music and spend their time bullying each others. These young kids, aged around 14-16 are the villains of our movie. Very scary indeed. Young, fat, ugly British lowlife scum kids. Terrorising grown adults. Stealing their car, threatening the couple. The young, strong and muscular soon-to-be husband accidentally kill their dog, so they capture him and torture to death, eventually. The soon-to-be bride watch this happening, but she obviously doesn't stop it, but she is trying to connect to her boyfriend's phone from her smart phone via Bluetooth(!), so she can call 999 from that phone. No one's surprised that this fails, and she become the hunted. They have approximately 3 car crashes, she steps into some wood, which she removes by pushing the whole thing through her feet as it is. One could wonder if it wouldn't be slightly easier to pull it out from the way it wounded the feet...
I'm sorry, but this is just plain stupid. The characters are not progressing at all, the woman doesn't stop being dumb, and after thinking that she is Rambo and killing one of the gang members, she breaks down and cry meanwhile the buy bleeds to death.
In the beginning we hope she will learn to be tough and goes on proper Rambo mode and killing all the little bastards, but since this clearly doesn't happen, near the end we loose all faith in her (and the writer/director) and just hope she will suffer a horrible, tortured death.
The only way this film can be accepted, as some horrible mixture of Lord of the Flies and the likewise unwatchable Funny Games, with weak social message and unrelatable stupid characters.