Movie_Groover4Eva Reviews

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

More merciFULL and more shameFULL!

[26 September 2002]

When Scary Movie 2 hit the big screen, all the kids at my school were so excited about it, saying it was 'Extremely funny' and 'Best movie ever!'. I didn't see it at the cinemas. When it came out on Video and DVD, most of my friends saw it and said it was hilarious! I still hadn't seen it, until just today (26 September 2002), I had hired out 'Scary Movie 2' (plus the 1990 thriller, 'Misery'). I sat down and started the movie. I had wasted around 82 minutes of watching a film that was just full of sex and inappropriate swearing. The best bit that I really enjoyed was the spoof of 'The Exorcist'. That was very clever! I loved that spoof plus the 'Charlie's Angels' spoof was alright too. But the rest was AWFUL!!! No meaning!

If anyone out there wants to desperately see this film, then just watch 'The Exorcist' spoof because that's the only laugh you're gonna get! Plus it's the best bit too!

2002 MTV Movie Awards (2002 TV Special)

This...Was....Fantastic!

[23 September 2002]

2002 MTV Movie Awards was incredible! The hosts (Jack Black and Sarah Michelle Gellar) were so hilarious. I especially loved the Spiderman, Lord Of The Rings and Panic Room scenes they did. It was so well done and very funny! I was also very happy with most of the winners of the categories except for the 'Best Kiss' which went to the guys of the very boring 'American Pie 2'. But overall, a great awards night and I congratulate all the people who won and who hosted the 2002 MTV Movie Awards! I would also like to say that the song 'Movies Kick Ass' they did at the beginning of the show was so excellent! Well Done!

Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)

What has happened to Austin Powers?

[1/10 · 23 September 2002]

When I was about to see this movie, I was thinking,'Something tells me this movie isn't going to be that great'. I thought it couldn't beat the very hilarious second Austin movie. But I just thought I should see it and see what it is like in case I was wrong. But it turns out I was right! 'Austin Powers In Goldmember' was the worst Austin Powers so far. I hope the supposed 4th movie that is coming out in a few years time is MUCH better.

There were a few funny jokes such as Fat Bastard singing on the toilet and the funny text on the bottom of the screen during the conversation with Mr. Roboto the Japanese guy. But the characters had no meaning! Austin was hardly a sex symbol in this 3rd installment (he was a 'sexy beast' in the other two films), and Mini me turned to Austin's side and Scott turned evil! They lost the characters completly. I could on for ages about the characters stupid transformations. They even had hardly any 70's music where as in the first 2 flicks, they had great music for the era known as the 60's. But I gotta admit...the celebrity appearances were quite good.

I ain't knocking Mike Myers. He is excellent and even Beyonce Knowles who plays Foxxy Cleopatra was pretty good at acting but I didn't think much of the movie at all. They made huge mistakes. They even deleted Heather Graham's appearance as Felicity Shagwell, Austin's second leading lady from the second film.

To those who haven't seen the previous Austin flicks, and are about to see the 3rd please.......See the 'Spy Who Shagged Me' first, as that is the FUNNIEST of all Austin Powers flicks.

Very disappointing...............