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Disaster Movie (2008)
Hmmmmmmm
Wow are there people who liked this movie??? If so then you HAVE to be a pretty lame person this along with: Meet The Spartans, The Comebacks, Epic Movie, Date Movie, Another Gay Movie and Superhero the Movie were all very stupid movies if you actually get a kick out of repetitive spoofs mostly making fun of a crappy actor or Micheal Jackson then you must have the brain of a tick.
Seriously what keeps assholes like you alive? if one joke and cheap spoofs that again are the same in every singles spoof movie keeps you laughing then i think my time on this earth has passed see ya later in the afterlife where i just may have super godly powers and i will dominate your weak, idiotic spirits you will never ever reach heaven or hell or Valhalla or where ever you go i will make sure of it!!
And if you think i am joking look down your pants you are slowly corroding from your crotch and soon will spread to the rest of your body....and hopefully to your family and friends and i will sleep like a baby sucking on my mamas breast. Being mean is fun. I will laugh for days when your dick or vagina's fall off and the crows feast upon it. HEY maybe i will join them! I haven't tasted COCK since the last time i watch Disaster Movie!
I will be going for now, but be weary i will return!! Thimbalterot has spoken!!
Alive or Dead (2008)
What?? Horror flick??? Coulda fooled me.
Hmmmm OK lets start off with the GOOD of this movie....The female actresses...NOT their acting Ann Henson annoyed the hell out of me,but they were both very attractive and the phone sex scene was pretty steamy(guys you know what i mean). Now the BAD(Besides the whole movie).OK From beginning i didn't know what the hell was going on the movie was pretty easily identifiable when she of course broke down in the middle of nowhere at night. Blah blah blah ill get to the very descriptive part of this comment.Boring, no gore, didn't show any of the killings which were very very minimal, the story(if any)was very dull,the directors attempt to add a story and twists were very poorly attempted(that is of course if they were even noticeable),characters were just planted in the movie and somehow became part of the story(again if there was one) and then when the lead characters got away somehow this fat beaten and shot hillbilly cannibal gets to the destination at the end before they do in a vehicle. OH I'm not done you crazy little goats a cabin is discovered and a bunch of letters were signed to the crazy hillbilly guy which is where the TWIST "Wink wink" is planted ,then a very similar scenario is also discovered a bit later(there's a pregnant hag tied up to a bed signifying that the crazy cannibal uses her to breed sound familiar????) All in all i think i would have rather of masturbated to fat women porn then watch this.