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Meat Pie (2005)
Torture!!!
It should be illegal to make a film this bad. Watching it was like having a pencil shoved in my eye and it being swirled around, then having a bunch lit of cigarettes put out all over my body. But other than that it was OK.
I feel this way and I was getting paid while I was watching it at work. They say it is like American pie. This, my friend, is nothing like American Pie. American Pie had a plot, this was just a bunch of idiots doing stupid sh#$* on camera with no rhyme or reason at all.
Anyone thinking about watching this movie, just know, it is 89 min of your life you will never get back.
Marley & Me (2008)
I loved and hated this movie
The only reason I hated this movie is because I stared crying uncontrollably. the only other movie that happened to me was "My Dog Skip". I have two dogs of my own. I've had them for five years now, since thay were puppies, just thinking about losing them breaks my heart. I know it going to happen sooner or later but I don't like to even think about it.
The beginning was good. There were a lot of funny parts (most of which were in the trailer, but they were still funny.) I like seeing how the family evolved throughout the years, it remined me of how would like to have my life turn out. But the ending was just too much for me watching that dog laying there and his eyes closing for the last time was too much for me.
The only thing better then a mothers love is the love of a good dog.
The Hitcher (2007)
Not logical
This film had absolutely no logic! To think that one man could take down a whole sheriff department and half the state patrol with a hand gun is ridiculous, and the two main characters were just down right stupid. I know it's a movie, but come on it was so obvious. there were about three separate occasions during this abomination were it should have just put me out of my misery and ended. But some how it just kept going, because the hitcher must be some kind of super villain, or maybe the cops were just idiots. I think they got the police involved too early into the film. The way I see it when there are like fifty cops on a situation, especially if there is just one bad guy, that situation is going to be resolved fairly quickly. (I actually was laughing through most of the ending.) That's why I liked horrors like "Rest Stop" and "Vacancy". They don't get the cops involved till the end, and if they do get them involved it's only like one cop, not a whole department. It's 90 min I won't get back. the only thing that kept me watching was Sophia Bush, she looked real good.