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Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986)
bad movie, cool killings
really bad, but what do you expect its a Friday the 13th movie, but it is a bad Friday the 13th sequel. but it does have cool killings. jason comes to life by tommy who goes to make sure jason is dead by nailing his jason's corpse with a pole and lightening strikes jason and hes alive. he gets tommy's hockey mask that he brought and then tommy leaves . those of you who don't know tommy he is a boy(grown up in this movie) who killed jason in the previous Friday the 13th movies. after jason comes alive and kills tommy's friend tommy goes and tells the police (like i said tommy leaves) . the sheriff thinks hes crazy and locks tommy up because he does not want him scaring people. then tommy gets out by the sheriff's daughter and tommy goes to crystal lake to try to stop jason. the acting is bad. the plot is bad but like i said what do you expect. the killings: knife through guys head, jason's machete goes through a couple on a motorcycle, jason chops three heads off at once. Rated R for Strong Violence and some Gruesome Images, Sexuality, and some Language
Halloween (1978)
not the scariest movie but scary
this movie is OK, its pretty good all and all but there are many scary movies out there:the ring, Friday the 13th, pet sematary 2,the exorcist, and the omen(1976) version. this one is not as scary as those movies. but it is scary, don't get me wrong. michael myers brutally slaughtered his sister when he was young. 15 years later he impossibly escapes from a mental hospital then trys to kill his adopted sister. the acting is OK, there are impossible situations thought, but its a movie.on michael kills a bunch of teenagers on his way to laurie strode (adopted sister) then in the end michael gets nailed with like 5 bullets and still manages to get up which is impossible, but it will keep u entertained and it is fun to watch and it is a pretty good movie. crank up the volume and watch on a Friday night with the lights out and be ready to be scared Rated R for Grisly Violnce/Terror, Sexuality, and Some Drug Use
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
weird, unessecary, bad, no michael myers
this movie has nothing to do with the first two Halloween movies and the rest of the grisly movies either. it is different. not in a good way it is not really better and not really worse. Tommy Lee Wallace directs this. He also directed IT in the future which was horrifying. this movie is scarier than all of the halloween movies. there is sci-fi terror sequences throughout. well it is about an evil toymaker who plans to kill all kids on earth in the world on halloween, when they watch his show with the masks on it makes there face burn up and turn into creepy creatures such as rattlesnakes. the scene of the kid dying and his face disolving into the creepy crawlers was horrifying, other scenes like the men in toxedos popping up out of no where with sound effects that surprise and scare you, are horrifying too, this movie isn't bad but its not good either . the acting is somewhat OK but its not that great. the story is ridiculous and its not too great. it is scary but i wouldn't watch it if i were you, watch the michael myers ones ,there not scarrier but there funner, you'll get more enjoyment out of those Rated R for Sci-fi Violence,Terror,Some Language, and Sexuality
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)
full of blood, a good Friday the 13th
i've seen a lot of the Friday the 13th movies on TV but i have for sure seen f13th part 1 and 2, and this,was the most gruesome and fun. first jason escapes from the hospital autopsy room and brutally slaughters the doctor and his girlfriend, the first massacre is the doctor getting his through cut and his neck snapped in a moment of grisly terror and the crimes continue in terrible ways through out the movie and jason has finally met his match and dies. The little boy tommy and his sister manage to fight jason to the end after he killed 5 or 6 teens but the ending is a good one and a surprise, if u like these kind of movies (gruesome, sexual, and drug based)watch this, you will have fun but don't eat anything while your watching because you will lose your appetite! 6 of 10 Rated R For Strong Horror Violence,Sexuality,Nudity,Some Drug Use, and Some Language
Clownhouse (1989)
A good clown horror movie unlike others
this movie is not all blood and guts like killjoy 1 & 2, and s.i.c.k., but it has explicit sequences of surprising terror. a lot of people have a phobia of clowns and this film shows the phobia through a young boy, (casey) and shows how scared he is and his reactions,it also shows teamwork- how they work together to fight back, and it has a very wise quote that fits casey well which is in the end stating " A man cannot hide from his fears as they are a part of him, they will always know where he is hiding" i think this means you will always see the scariest but to rise up to your fears you must find courage inside you as the boys do, it also shows the psychotic mind of the mental patients dressed as clowns and how they commit evil acts in cold blood, when ever someone crosses them they kill Great horror movie Rated R for Terror/Violence,brief nudity,and for some language
Leprechaun 2 (1994)
best out of all 6 leprechaun movies
this movie is fun, a great flick to catch,i own all of the leprechaun movies and i like to watch them and then put them away and watch them like a year or 2 years later, but this is a great horror movie, it has a good plot/story, fun remarks,surplusses of gore/terror violence, etc. the leprechaun gets a bride and kills many to get his coin back but in the mean time while the brides boyfriend has the coin and fights the leprechaun in its evil domain under a tree, u have to catch this its great distributed by Vidmark Entertainment Rated R for Horror Violence/Gore, and some Nudity Rodman Flender does a great job o directing this flick and i give him respect for his job
Leprechaun 6: Back 2 Tha Hood (2003)
a good leprechaun flick
more bloody than the rating, it is a weird story not like the other ones the, leprechaun 2 is the best, i like the grisly images in that movie, but this one focuses on the gold, but not just that its s lot of killing too and the leprechaun can take more than just a blow, he takes stabs , gunshots, hits ,kicks, etc. it is unrealistic story but what do u expect? fun horror movie Rated R for Strong Violence/Gore, Language, Drug use, and brief sexuality have fun watching it but do not expect too much, if u like this kind of bad horror movies i recommend leprechaun 2, its the best out of the pot of gore leprechuan series, i also recomned fear of clowns, thats a good one too
Pet Sematary II (1992)
dude this is a bad ass movie!!
well i have one thing to say if u hate movies why comment to say they suck in like an endless essay, i know i never do that and a lot of people say this shouldn't have been made well i say don't watch horror movies that are rated r for horror violence even if u want to give them a chance , this movie is so much fun cool death scenes, the cool kid from the terminator 2 is in this, and believe it or not the guy that does the voice of Mr. Krabs in Spongebob Sqaurepants plays Gus (the bad guy) and this movie is something fun that you should expect to be bloody and have fun while watching and it shows how terrible it is to have an abusive cruel stepfather and it shows the character and strength the kid holds to deal with is life. i think the best scene s the fighting scene when Jeff shows some balls and steps up to that bully that shows courage and its important for people to have courage
S.I.C.K. Serial Insane Clown Killer (2003)
a little less than OK...
OK i own this DVD i got it new at amazon... i mean i think its badass and a pretty cool flick and melissa bale the slutty/bitchy girl they pick up is hot as hell ..., the acting sucks and the whole polt just sucks the clown is some huge guy wearing a mask and its disgusting but its OK i wouldn't recommend it if like u wanted to rent a good entertaining flick after a hard days work but if u have nothing else to do and ur obbsessed with this stupid movies like i am, watch it sometime, and i do not know how artisan DVD has S.I.C.K. in its DVD collection , s.i.c.k. is not good enough to be owned by a half way decent movie company OK well thats all
The Exorcist (1973)
Flesh and blood,
Crazy and grisly, but the best horror movie ever..thatswhatIthink, you may think different.This is grisly but great . 10/10. This is better than Halloween, Jaws, Psycho,The Shining, A Nightmare On Elm Street and others. But this is just as good as the 1976 gruesome thriller " The Omen " with Gregory Peck. This movie has a lot to it. It makes you really scared when you see the girl as the Devil (satan). It is very disturbing bringing graphic violence and horrific scenes. If you watch it theres a very good chance that you will have nightmares. This movie does have flesh (human tissue), blood and gore. Ellen Burstyn was great in this. She acted very well. Plus William Freidkin was a great director working along with William Peter Blatty. This is gruesome and good. Watch it at night. Its great.
Rated R for graphic violence, disturbing images and strong language;
Leprechaun (1992)
A gore party
Leprechaun was all gore. I'm not saying it was bad but there was just too much gore. I thought the part when the leprechaun blasted holes through the guy with a pogo stick was the most gore in the movie. Not very good acting in it. Three word plot ( gore and gold ). I would give this 4/10 stars.
Rated R for violence and gore.
Dolly Dearest (1991)
A realistic, awesome and great piece of work!
One of my favorite movies. This is one of those really good horror movies with a lot of work put into it. It has really great acting in it. Everyones acting was outstanding. The director was great at making this movie. I own this movie at home because its so great. Its about a family that moves to Mexico to run a doll manufacturing company. Then when the daughter of the family Jessica picks out a doll, the doll turns her bad because a evil ancient curse is in the doll. Then all the Dolls at the factory come to life and The family has to stop the doll taking over there daughter and all the dolls at the Factory. Its a really great movie. Rated R for some violence and brief language.
Hannibal (2001)
A great movie
This movie may seem sick and stupid but if you really watch it you will love it. Its about Hannibal Lector ( Anthony Hopkins ) who is a mad cannibal and is bad. He really smart so he does things great but I must say they are bad things. Its great. If you just watch it you will see its simple great. Rated R for intense gruesome violence and language. 10/10.
Pet Sematary (1989)
Scary
Mary Lambert and everyone who made this knows how to make scary movies. It was an ok movie but truly a great movie when it comes to terror. Acting was ok. The movie was ok. I would say it was really bad but I don't because the effects were good and it was scary. Miko Hughes was good as little Gage. Rated R for gruesome violence and terror. I would give this movie a 5/10.
Signs (2002)
A fun and good drama
Melly gibson was great in this. So was everyone else. Its a good movie. Its about a farmer living with his 2 kids and his brother. When the kids see a big marking in the cornfield they and farmer Hess and his brother start seeing weird things going on and soon aliens are taking over earth. Farmer Hess's wife got killed in a car crash and the family including Hess's brother fought them with water. The aliens would die get hurt if water touched them. At the end when 1 alien is left tring to kill the boy ( one of the 2 kids ) the brother picked up his bat and swings away because farmer hess told him to hit the alien. Hess told him to because the wife's last words were if the children or you were ever hurt swing away. This movie was great it wasn't the best horror drama in the world but it was great. Farmer hess was played by Melly gibson which he did great and Joaquin Phienox played his brother which he did great acting too. 8/10. Good drama Rated PG-13 for some language and sequences of frighting moments. This one you shoudn't miss.
Blade (1998)
One of the most violent movies I ever watched
Wesley Snipes why did you take this part it sucks man. This movie is very stupid and violent. It really has no story to look up to. Its just about blade a vampire that will not die when with light which happens two one out of everyone millon vampires in this movie. Which is extremely unlikely. Blade is just fighting everyone so he can reach and kill the worst bad guy of them all. A dump movie. The sequel sucks too. Rated R for extreme gore related violence and some strong language. 1/10 . 1 because the director wanted to entertain me and he failed but he tried so for his work I would give him one.
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989)
What a stupid movie
This movie is terrible! The end was the worst when the little girl was running wild crazy around a stupid looking house with Michael Myers chasing her she was so scared but she shouldn't be because Michael Myers is just a little piece of crap. Sammy Lommis was tring to stop Michael when he was chasing the little girl. Michael kept stapping real hard in places where he thinks the girl might be. Then the girl goes to the cops place where Michael Myers is being stuck in jail ( the cops captured Michael Myers ) and when the girl is just about to get a ride home from a cop Michael some how escapes his jail cell and gets a gun and kills all the cops and then the girl walks by everyone one of the cops who are all dead and then the girl sees a hole in the wall and knows that Michael Myers is out there and screams for the last scene. It was a bad movie. There were lots of violence lots of strong violence in that movie. Rated R. 0/5. Stupid movie.
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
a really bad movie
This movie is really bad. Michael Myers returns ONCE AGAIN which is immpossible. He is after 3 people a man a women and the womens son. This is really bad I highly unreccomend it. AWFUL. BAD BAD BAD. RATED R for strong terror violence/gore and brief language. DON"T WATCH IT. Can you believe I own it myself . Just kidding I would'nt buy it if Michael Myers were after me!
Friday the 13th (1980)
Strange movie
I didn't see all of this movie but I saw some of it. What I saw of it was very strange. It was about A killer named Jason who killed teen couslers at Camp Crsytal Lake. I saw this one part when one cousler was being chased by Jason and Jason was Walking really slow to get to the cousler and kill her. But the cousler tripped and Jason cut threw her throat. It was very strange. R Rated. Good movie but not a classic.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
What a fuuny movie
I could not stop laughing. Its brillant. Its about 4 kids who see an R- Rated movie where two funny guys terrence and phil swear and sing the bad song that has f*** in it and they start repeting the bad words and when everyone starts to find out they annouce that they will kill terrence and phil. So kyle,cartman,stan and others go out on a adventure to save them . Its a really funny movie made by two really tallented guys and its just funny and great. 10/10. Rated R for some language... AWESOME MOVIE.
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Intense movie
This movie is great.Robert Patrick and Arnold Schwarzenneger star. This movie is a long great intense action movie it never stops . Its about A kid named John Conner who has his mom with him and 2 terminators come to him. One of the terminators is sent to kill John and one is sent to protect John from the other terminator. The bad one which is (robert patrick) is a much more advanced terminator it is liquid metal. And it cannot get destroyed by being shot stabbed blown up and other ways to die. But it could die by being in lava.The other terminator (arnold schwarzenneger) is sent to protect john but he is not as good a terminator as the other terminator. So its a hard fight all the way to the end. Its a great movie. 10/10. Rated R for intense violence Language and sci-fi content. A GREAT MOVIE DON"T MISS IT !
It (1990)
A great movie and the most freighting in the world
This is a great movie. Tommy Lee Wallace does a great job at putting the movie together. It is about a evil creature that lives in the sewers beneath a town called Darry. Seven kids see and know the evil dressed up in a clown suit and they destroy it and they all make a promise that if ''IT'' every comes back they would come back to Darry and try to kill it again. Sure enough they have to come back and they all come back to Darry from where ever they are and when they get back they will face there memmeriores that the demon hunted them as a kid and face the evil clown himself. This is a great story. Watch It ! The acting is great espacially by the clown ( Tim Curry ) the seven friends call it. Rated PG for violence and disturbing images. Great Movie. You Will Love IT. 10/10. GREAT MOVIE !! !! !! !!.
The Matrix (1999)
A great sci-fi movie
This movie is great it is very cool and unique. It has great parts like when creatures are magic and have tallacanetic powers and make spoons do cool things. That was my favorite part. My favorite strange part is when his neo's mouth gets attached together.This movie is a great sci-fi movie watch it anytime! Rated R for sci-fi seqences and images, violent content and breif language.
Child's Play 2 (1990)
A fun but bloody movie
This movie is a really strong at being a blodoy movie and its a fun movie. I think its just okay. The summary about the story is that chucky returns in his own self again (his mean killing self) and trys once again in transfuring his soul into little andy. And also once again kills people on his way to find andy.He kills people by stabbing with blood coming out, sufficating, hiting people and doing other really bad stuff to kill them by. This movie is not all that great but I guess I could say it is ok because its a fun and funny peace of work. Rated R for Language and strong violence. Ok Movie.
Child's Play (1988)
Fun doll movie sometimes stupid but ok
This movie is a very fun and suspensful it is violent and it has a fun plot it will make you think and it will catch your eyes and will sink them to the tv. Its fun. While writing that its very stupid too. I mean how can a doll just kill everyone till it gets a boy who he wants to transfur his soul to its unrealistic I mean that could not happen in real life no way! Well I will say this is a ok horror move. Rated R for language and violence. Ok movie. Brad dourif as the voice of chucky (Charles lee ray).Its just average.The third one is the best of the series. Second ones bad and bride of chucky sucks.This one is better than bride of chucky and child's play 2 So if I had to rate the child's play movies and bride of chucky it would be child's play 3 then 1 then 2 then bride of chucky. this movie is good by being fun and suspensful and bad by being unrealistic.