I've recently heard that the average human life lasts about 650,000 hours. This breaks down to @ 74 years. That being said, when the moment of my death comes, my last thought will be "damn I wish I had back those 2 hours I wasted on CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST."
Granted,CH was made with a modicum skill, but this "masterpiece" talk is excessive. The score sounds like elevator music. Every performance is one-note. Nevermind that the characters are unsympathetic -- that's actually minutely cool -- they are, most of the time, boring. And stupid. You have a sound girl who in the beginning is chiding her boyfriend/director about not being ready to marry her. Days later she screams at him while he participates in a gang-rape ... but wait -- she's not screaming 'cause he and their other 2 pals are raping a woman, she's screaming 'cause the camera is still on!
Good film-making, and good art in general, should be about some attempt at truth. Not fact, but some revelation or expression of a point of view. For all the credit CH is being given in these pages for the "Who are the real savages" debate, moments like the one I just described strip away any of those points --
I do not believe these characters --
I feel like I am being lied to when I am asked to believe that these people would act this way. Therefore the movie is a lie ... and worse. It's a boring lie. Apart from some horrific treatment of animals (which has already been given tons of lip-service here so let me only say that it is tragic that these poor animals died for such a weak movie) the rest of CH is extremely tedious. Ya sit there waiting for the next shock ... and then waiting and waiting s'more and listening to that "beautiful" monotonous score.
Points have been given to CH for being "gritty," like this was some artistic choice. This was not a choice, this was a buncha hacks working so on-the-cheap that they couldn't $pring for anything better than hand-held. The score sounds like elevator music -- I know I awready said that, but I need to reiterate it in response to how many people said it was "beautiful" -- it sucked. Did it make for an unusual juxtaposition on a few occasions? Sure. It still sounds like Ross Geller plunking away on his Casio in Central Perk. Von Trier ending DOGVILLE and MANDERLAY with Bowie's "Young Americans" after 150+ minutes of Handel and Vivaldi -- now THAT'S a friggin' juxtaposition!!
CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST is not scary. It is repulsive, but not shocking. Shock would require some element of surprise. CH ploddingly meanders way too often for any suspense to build to the point were a "shock" may happen. The only thing surprising about this movie is how many people seem eager to play Yes-Man and be next in line to kneel down, pucker up and blow glorious praise over a towering mediocrity.
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