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Latin Kingz (2003)
Was this a home movie?
I once did a high-school video project in one night that turned out a lot better than this. If this film can get distributed, then I need to send in my home movies when my girlfriends and I would film ourselves pretending we were cholas....in 4th grade after watch Mi Vida Loca. Because that would be more realistic and grittier than this film. Honestly, Burger King commercials are more entertaining. I have to say I think the good reviews for this movie are mistaking this title for a better film about the life of a Latin Kings leader. This film basically consists of some idiots who like to smoke and go to Florida, find some ho-bags and act like they are in middle school with them, giggling about "having sex" and stuff. The "gritty violence that is so realistic" consists of a guy being thrown into the water off a dock. For realz folks, watch this if you are really really drunk and want a good laugh. Or if you like brown sugar because the girls in this film are pretty hot, though completely vapid and laughable. This really looks like it was filmed for fun to be put on youtube and even then it would be embarrassingly bad. I kept hoping a third of the way through that it was just a really long D.A.R.E. advertisement or at times a bathing suit commercial. If I acted in this film, I would pray that my friends never found out about it.
Marijuanos (2007)
Wow.
I didn't get very far. Its like a horrible horrible youtube home movie. Maybe there's some art in that I just don't see but the acting so far is so horrendous its hard to even pay attention to what is going on. A five-year-old with a webcam could have done this film better. Maybe you have to be smoking what they are in the movie to get this. I don't even know what to say it was so awkward. Also, the way it was filmed sometimes makes it hard to even make out what universe it is taking place in because there is like, fuzzy red saran wrap over the camera. Seriously, I know youtube videos of dogs and cats "talking" that deserve an IMDb page more than this film. I wish I had the time I just wasted trying to watch this movie back but its gone forever. Just like the marketing agents who actually did a good job with this film's PR. I keep thinking maybe its a huge joke that I just don't understand. I hope so.
The Cry (2007)
Most Awful Movie Ever
I was really excited about this modern take because Mexcian folk tales and especially la llorona stories are a passion of mine. I had heard it was bad and I was willing to deal with bad effects/bad acting etc for a sake of enjoying a new twist on my favorite scary story. however. i was so unbelievably disappointed in this film that i almost couldn't watch it, but i did, praying it would get better. Its not scary. Its terrible acting despite the main actor (who is a terrific actor as seen on Dexter) so I know it is simply the screenplay and not the actors themselves (with the notable exception of the main detective's awkward and laughable-in- a-bad-way partner who was just horrendous. all the women didn't do bad at all but maybe that is because all together there may have been about five lines of dialogue written for all the females in this film combined. the worst part of the movie by far was the story. with such amazing folklore to work with i don't understand how it was even possible to make this movie as terrible as it was. i can scare my nephews with this story by telling it to them in the middle of the day in the car. i don't get how with such a large budget (you can tell by the caliber of cinematography) they could have made this story so frustratingly boring. i agree with the last review: none of this story makes sense and is ever explained. it trails along and leaves off like a seven year old making it up at a camp fire and then ending it abruptly when she realizes everyone has stopped listening. I also think that the way the scene was shot with the white mami was indeed in horribly bad taste. Come on Biny, lets see you choose better projects in the future.