zooserve Reviews

Hoodies vs. Hooligans (2014)

I cant think of one English made film that deserves more than 5

[1/10 · 31 December 2014]

I cant think of one English made film that deserves more than 5 and this certainty continues the English Hollywood want to be, poor acting, poor writing and poor directing but certainly a B try at best, the actors bless their hearts try but the Direction is that of an Indian film, unwatchable by my standards. my question is who is pouring the money into these half hearten attempts at a serious film making. The main character lacks credibility and the plot of the film is that of every other British film wars football or just plain brutes. Comical at best this British film is not worth my time. also not to be taken seriously in the film community

Universal Soldier: Regeneration (2009)

Just another Van Damme flick

[1/10 · 1 January 2010]

No substance, predictable, and poor acting. It's just another Van Damme flick. I guess if you're 16 you might enjoy it but at any other age you might want to be entertained with substance and a plot that stimulates the imagination. It seems a waste of film and resources to me to make this type of movie. Perhaps if he took some time off from the Gym and took some acting classes he might have a chance to make a film that may be remembered instead of filed away in the teen B flick martial arts section.

Why cant he do a movie with substance like the Professional with Jean Reno? Is it because his only talents are looks and a kick? and even his looks are fading fast.